Poll: Who would you fight?

[MakiSupaStar]

anyone read jeff's myspace bulletin about his q and a here at tb?

Nope but I read enough on his myspace page to want to sock him in the face.

 

[santucci218]

any chance we can get a post of that bulletin? ide enjoy a good laugh.

 

[TheDarkReaver]

any chance we can get a post of that bulletin? ide enjoy a good laugh.

Plus to the one.

 

[NJL]

lemme see if i can grab it up.. hold please..

 

[NJL]

From: Jeff BerlinJeff Berlin




Date: Jan 3, 2009 5:37 PM
Subject: Jeff on Talkbass on Jan. 10 at 11 am EST
Body: Greetings to All. If you are a member of Talkbass and would like to discuss music with me, I will be logging on on January 10th at 11 am Eastern Standard Time. If you wish to discuss your thoughts, I will start a thread in "Bassists" under the thread name "Hi from Jeff Berlin".
See you there!

Best,

JB

 

[The Golden Boy]

I wanna fight the USS Missouri. She's been talking a lot of **** lately. Time to tell that old mothballed rustbucket to put up or shut up.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Carrots weakness is Bacon because it knows Bacon is far superior.

 

[NJL]

Chorizo pwns all

 

[hbarcat]

Billy Sheehan
Strengths: Fast hands, good cardio

Weaknesses: His fighting style is all flash and no substance

Jeff Berlin
Strengths: You have to fight him AND his ego. Has a sock full of nickels hidden in his fannypack. Is relentless.

Weakness: Slowed by gut. Doesn't know how to pick his battles.

Donald Trump
Strengths: Fights dirty. Has distracting hair.

Weaknesses: Squinty eyes mean bad peripheral vision. Has a face made for punching.

Atoz
Strengths: Crafty. Seems like a nice guy which would make you think twice about punching him.

Weaknesses: Can't resist White Castle sliders which make him lethargic and sluggish.

Gandhi
Strengths: Good conditioning. Light on his feet

Weaknesses: Won't hit back.

John Turner
Strengths: Strong punching power due to shoulders strengthened by having to support that double-necked seven.

Weaknesses: Lost some power ala Sampson when he cut his hair. Can be angered and driven into mistakes by "Jaco only needed four" comments.

Abraham Lincoln
Strengths: Reach, power, honesty

Weaknesses: None. Well, except that he's dead. Good thing too. Because if he wasn't he'd emancipate your soul from your body and then show your mother why they call him "The Rail Splitter".

Maki
Strengths: Adept at fighting on land or sea. Not above using bodily functions as weapons. Can disguise himself with unusual facial hair.

Weaknesses: Expanding gut. Easily distracted by asian chicks. His love for Jive can be exploited.

Anthony Jackson
Strengths: Has knockout power and decades of experience.

Weaknesses: Haven't seen a picture of him standing in the last five years.

Ryan Seacrest
Strengths: None
Weaknesses: Only comes up to Prince's chin. Glass jaw and motor mouth.

Major Metal
Strengths: Lethal hand-to-hand combat training courtesy of the KGB.

Weaknesses: Would rather ask you about your feelings or talk philosophy than fight.

Brock Samson
Strengths: Cool Name

Weaknesses: I don't know who he is and don't care enough to find out.

Dude, I laughed so hard at this that the lady in the downstairs apartment called me on the phone to see if I was alright. I was howling with laughter so loud she thought I was calling for help.