He said he was going for the cat food and that was two hours ago! I'll bet that basterd went to GC! If he comes home with another bass we'll kill him before he gets to his room and then we'll have food for months!
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Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 2
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Alvaro Martín Gómez A.;11005176 said:
(Taken in 1993)
. . . and young JMJ on keys (taken a day or so before he discovered his four string destiny . . .)
Just a variation on 'Geriatric'. I don't suppose I am the first guy to mimic the phrase.
I know I'm opening myself up for it... but I wanna play too.
45 year old Baron Von Vik hoping to fit into the school of rock show got a mo-hawk it didn't work and he was tossed out soon after this photo was taken.
I know I'm opening myself up for it... but I wanna play too.
Baron shown here at the High school talent show is the oldest freshman having stay back 12 times! Quit man get a GED for Gods Sakes!
There had been trouble at the local college between the nerds and the rockers for quite a while now but finally they decided to reconcile through the love of music... Unfortunately it didn't last long. Moments after this picture was taken Baron thought it would be a great idea and in the true spirit of Rock to introduce some of his stage antics from his own act and proceeded to spit and yell obscenities at the nerds in the crowd..
I know I'm opening myself up for it... but I wanna play too.
45 year old Baron couldnt find a band after many failed auditions he got together with a bunch of kids. Here they are at their first gig in the middle school auditorium on a Tuesday afternoon. Yeah he had to take off from work from his job at McDonalds but, hey he is a dedicate musician
Bass Player: Okay then , if bass is so easy, I'll play your part in my higher register and you take the bass parts in your lower regi... Oh wait... YOU DON'T HAVE A LOWER REGISTER!!! (Manical laughter)
Drummer: Every gig *shakes head* Every single gig
He said he was going for the cat food and that was two hours ago! I'll bet that bastard went to GC! If he comes home with another bass we'll kill him before he gets to his room and then we'll have food for months!
That's really funny because the big guy is always hungry so they probably do say this to each other. I showed this to the wife, she was hysterical.
That's really funny because the big guy is always hungry so they probably do say this to each other. I showed this to the wife, she was hysterical.
I try Pal, so where is my amp? ha ha ha
I'm dishin' it to Alex so.......
Blind drunk on his stag do , Alex attempts to sing backup vocals to the chorus of " Manic Monday " by The Bangles into the mic .... not realising its two feet to his right !
OK, have at it!!
"You f**kin' post this pic on f**kin' Talkbass and I will f**kin' stomp you, you F**K"
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