Seven Jack couldn't make it to the dentist so the dentist came out to his show look mom no cavities!
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Seven Jack couldn't make it to the dentist so the dentist came out to his show look mom no cavities!
Seven Jack heard there was a Mullet contest on here so he posted his pics hoping to win but ,Alvaro and his boy has him beat!
Seven Jack always wears colored contacts to match his shirt because he is a Fashionista!
Born horribly deform with his left arm attached to his shoulder at the elbow and his back shaped like a "U" and no pink on his right hand. Seven Jack beat the odds and became a bass player
Having recently moved, I just found the wires to my home computer. Have at it!
"While Chebass was a great musical asset to the band, his facial and neck splotches provided the lead guitarist with hours of visual enjoyment."
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There should be something worthwhile in this pic. It's from a new band and the latest latest video below which I'd love for you to all watch and raise the hit count on. 
I'll make it even easier, here- YouTube - ‪Matador‬‏ .
Have fun:
I'll make it even easier, here- YouTube - ‪Matador‬‏ .Have fun:
That's some good stuff. Eerily close to the truth, too (except the college "kids" would be professors)
Trying to stay close to the 18" PA speaker while not stomping on the (in contrast) tiny drum kit behind him, pituitary giant SEVENJACKS rules the stage, bending his humongous form over so his normal-sized fans can snap pictures of him...
SevenJacks said:
The hemorrhoids kicked in right at the beginning of the set and SJ wasn't able to recover from the humiliation for weeks.
There should be something worthwhile in this pic. It's from a new band and the latest latest video below which I'd love for you to all watch and raise the hit count on.
Have fun:
(Bubble) Joe "I like them firm but she put my freaking eye out!"
There should be something worthwhile in this pic. It's from a new band and the latest latest video below which I'd love for you to all watch and raise the hit count on.
Have fun:
After cleaning the hotel room that the band trashed, the weary cleaning lady paused in the doorway of the laundry room. Was that muffled screaming she heard coming from the corner washer? She shook her head. No. It couldn't be. But those sheets WERE strangely heavy.
He tried to make the best of it but SevenJacks quickly realized the drawbacks of hiring a little person to take photos.
There should be something worthwhile in this pic. It's from a new band and the latest latest video below which I'd love for you to all watch and raise the hit count on.
Have fun:
Oh honey thoughts pits! my eyes are burning
Joe and singer to guitar player - HEY HURRY UP w/ the frickin 20 minute solo . . . Oz Noy is going on next, Kenny is getting pissed - just give it up!
I'll put one of my Bitter End moments on the block . . . please be gentle
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) - I always look like I'm sleeping!
my turn again....Go!
The barn raising was a success. As the celebration progressed, it became painfully obvious that the singer, miffed over a wardrobe issue ("But I wanted to wear MY white Rockports tonight!! If I do, it'll look like we planned it, and we're not that kind of band, man!) would continue to give StereoPlayer the cold shoulder throughout the night's performance. Oblivious, the drummer banged away. "My beard rules," he thought. Also oblivious, the guitar player stared at his fretboard with a concentration as intense as it was disconcerting. "Ab m?... Ab dim?... screw it, I'll just rock a G power chord and hit the open A a few times... I don't know where I am... they're all looking at me... my pants are tight..." he worried as sweat poured off his nose into his pickups. Also oblivious, StereoPlayer locked it in. "These shoes sure are comfortable," he thought as he grooved into the night.
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