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Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 3!!!
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Not a gig photo, but goofin' off at rehearsal.
Everyone loves to make fun of drummers!!!
HAVE FUN!!!
Am I supposed to be doing a bass solo or am I supposed to be doing the vocals? I think I'll just stand here until something happens. Maybe the guitarist will play and ...I could use another beer.
We always intended to finish the home renovations, but our very serious and realistic rock star aspirations took precedence.
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Top 10 reasons a bass player would make this face:
10: the drummer
9: a drunk vomiting on the dance floor
8: bartender motioning to turn it down
7: the singer "talking" WAY too much between tunes
6: the drummer
5: his girl, and that guy. . .
4: his x-girl, and that girl (If I only knew . . .)
3: requests
2: the singer vomiting on the dance floor
1: the drummer
I'm due for a whippin'
Pasta: "Hey! I'm over here! I like girls! Can I have one too? Come on. Can I?"
ha ha ha good one
"I'm, too sexy for my sleeves, too sexy for my sleeves and my brother's name is Geeves."
To the guitarist: "I... now IV, ... go to V, ... no, no, back to I - just forget it."
When I suggested that the guitarist go stick something in a wall socket - this was NOT what I meant!
"Guerrila radio! Turn that s**t up!
Girl on the left bubble: What the hell is he singing? that isn't even close.
Girl on the right bubble: I told her I was going to wear the freaking flowers in my hair and bang there she is that little SOB! Look at that wrinkled a$$ dress and that blouse is from the pawn shop, she must have gotten those shoes out of her grannies closet, man I hate her, what a loser, oh, oh is he still singing?
Coincedentally, the night the guy from Man vs. Food sits in on the drums, the singer decides to tell her epic fishing story.
My GF is in the audience and I promised her I would not stair at my singers ass tonight.
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