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Puns!
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There is one vacant apartment left in my building.
It’s last, but not leased.
It’s last, but not leased.
That pun might fall flat in England.
So, there is no room with a view.
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
It doesn't sound like they were following the medical ethics claws of their Hippocratic Oath!
She sounds like the salt of the earth.
Only when she gets down and dirty!
I hope she does not pepper her language with foul words.
I knew you'd come up with a good once you got your claw into it.
Sage advice from one smart cook-ie.
Not true! I've been there. It all a croc of *** !!
I tried to pay cash at the plagiarism store.
But they only take credit.
But they only take credit.
While trying to identify a tree in the yard, a neighbor asked, "Is that an ash tree?"
I said, "Only if you burn it."
I said, "Only if you burn it."
