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Puns!
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Did you know most of the Middle East countries don't watch The Flinstones; but Abu Dhabi do.
You need a pilots license before you become a spy.
After all, you'll be in da skies.
After all, you'll be in da skies.
That's just plane silly!
Not me! I’m too fast with these!
By the time they catch up with me, I’ll have Concorde the world with my puns!
Perhaps we should jet-tison any leftover aircraft puns...Not me! I’m too fast with these!
By the time they catch up with me, I’ll have Concorde the world with my puns!
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I dunno. Something about this Bugs me!
Perhaps, yes!
But only if we can get Jane to somehow stop this crazy thing from creating anymore of these!!
Americans sometimes use French words like "hors d'oeuvres." And that's just for starters.
I'm going to start a taxi service for senior citizens and call it Oldsmobile.
Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.
Nyetflix.
Nyetflix.
Sure, but only if your prices are low enough so they can af-Ford it.
Did you hear about the guy who divorced his wife because she was always nagging him about taking out the garbage? He said he finally had enough of all her trash talk.
I heard she insisted he use Hefty stuff they bought back in the 90's. Talk about an old bag!
Yeah, that would put me in the dumps too!
He refused to let her get to him and sacked her.Yeah, that would put me in the dumps too!
I'll bet he's not Glad about that!
