No point in having a beef with anybody. I will "steak" my reputation on it.
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Puns!
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That's why we alll have the udder-most respect for you!
I see we're MOO-VING back to to cow puns, I see! Yes, I've herd it all before.....
Well, I just can't sit on my dairy-air and not milk this too!
I guess we're on the horns of a dilemma...do we stay with the cow puns or not?I see we're MOO-VING back to to cow puns, I see! Yes, I've herd it all before.....
What's that organ that's playing the organ?wha
They're missing their lead singer who has tonsillitis.
He's doing a spleen-did job.
Ah, he has no intestinal fortitude for playing gigs anyway!
That band has a lot of guts.
They sound offal.
Shh...
. Not too loud.Some folks are so sensitive about it they'll have your gizzard on a spit!
What did God do after creating a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth?
He called it a day.
He called it a day.
Did you hear about the man you set up a shark fishing school in Australia?
It cost him an arm and a leg...
It cost him an arm and a leg...
