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Puns!
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slobake
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Some prefer it medium rare.
They can get away with owning a smaller family size freezer.
I made a paper airplane, but it wouldn't fly,
it's just stationary.
it's just stationary.
That was a good short pun.
slobake
resident ... something
Yup, it's getting to be a bad hobbit around here
Your post is grounded in fact.
Well, I don't have any advice for you on this. You're just going to have to wing it somehow.
Theses plane puns will certainly takeoff! 
slobake
resident ... something
Too many problems in the world I like that we keep things light around here.
I'm creasing up over that one.
Welcome to the fold!
That dwarfed my comment.
They really do have a particular altitude about them, don't they?Theses plane puns will certainly takeoff!
TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.
But the contractor kept cutting corners.
But the contractor kept cutting corners.
I'm sure there's another side to this...
I'm sure they'll level off soon.They really do have a particular altitude about them, don't they?
