Puns!

[shadowtippy]

Do you charge by the hour?

Yes. That's the way the pendulum swings.

 

[roccobass]

I can tie my shoe laces just by using the power of my mind.
I bet you don't believe me...

I thought knot.

 

[roccobass]

I sell used clock parts at the second hand store.

I love clocks. I always wind up at a store or estate sale to look for onw.

 

[FilterFunk]

I love clocks. I always wind up at a store or estate sale to look for onw.

Digital us that so we'll know you prefer analog clocks?

 

[FilterFunk]

 

[shadowtippy]

I love clocks. I always wind up at a store or estate sale to look for onw.

Plain clocks have their place but I prefer clocks that are striking.

 

[FilterFunk]

Plain clocks have their place but I prefer clocks that are striking.

I just knew you'd chime in!

 

[shadowtippy]

I just knew you'd chime in!

That should tick me off but it's in hour best interest to remain friendly.

 

[roccobass]

Plain clocks have their place but I prefer clocks that are striking.

I like striking clocks too, but had to give them up. Those striking clock bells really take a toll on you after awhile.

 

[SDC1-ClickClack]

I like striking clocks too, but had to give them up. Those striking clock bells really take a toll on you after awhile.

I don't want to waste my time with a bunch of ding-dongs.

 

[Leigh Semmens]

My clocks are all on strike they only work two times a day.

 

[Richland123]

Cuckoo clocks are for the birds.

 

[bassistkll]

 

[Richland123]

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You "herd" right.

 

[Leigh Semmens]

You "herd" right.

He said, sheepishly.

 

[roccobass]

I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop.

He’s not perfect, but he knows the drill.

I bet you all had a big hoe down to celebrate his accomplishment.

 

[roccobass]

What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

 

[roccobass]

You "herd" right.

You sure corralled that one in quite nicely.

 

[Richland123]

You sure corralled that one in quite nicely.

I took up fencing as a sport.

 

[Leigh Semmens]

I took up fencing as a sport.

I'll take a stab at that!