He was good with foil, epee, sabre, and barbed wire.
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If you took a pole, most people wood say he's good at any kind of fencing.
There you go poking fun at me again.
That rainbow is named Roy G. Biv.
I think my cat might be a communist
He won’t shut up about Mao.
He won’t shut up about Mao.
Just think if you own your own home you are a homeowner.
Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!
They named it Don Quixote.
They named it Don Quixote.
I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice.
My gondolences.
My gondolences.
No need to bring up his romantic life here!
Sorry. I didn't get that pun. You really drew a Venetian blind on me for sure.
I don't know about you, but I see plenty of Blackmore in the Rainbow of my prism. But I can't blame you. Since You've Been Gone, you might have missed that tidbit.
Thanks for dispersing this pun!
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..
..you can hide but you can’t run.
..you can hide but you can’t run.
How does a Hawaiian baritone laugh?
A-low-ha.
A-low-ha.
The guy's best friend was named Albert, so canal read the eulogy at the funeral?
