Well it is a polarizing issue!
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Puns!
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I did not know that baseball player
Al Kaline made.batteries until today.
I arrived early for my reservation at a restaurant.
The manager asks, "Do you mind waiting a bit?"
I said no.
"Good," he said. "Take these drinks to table 3."
The manager asks, "Do you mind waiting a bit?"
I said no.
"Good," he said. "Take these drinks to table 3."
You should have called me first. I'm always Eveready for a deal.
I don't understand why my credit is so bad.
I get letters from all of my creditors each month telling me my balance is outstanding.
I get letters from all of my creditors each month telling me my balance is outstanding.
The tightrope walker was told the same thing.
I wouldn't listen to him. I've already heard his high wire act before.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Prime mates.
Yikes! Those guys are in the sauce now!
It sure takes a lot of brass to blow that out.
I'm sensing some tension here...
I played golf and it was boring.
Well that's just par for the course.
Well that's just par for the course.
Thank you for trumpeting that pun.
Just like cheap stockings, he was born to run.
