I heard Albert lost his big toe in an industrial accident. He'll be wearing a prosthesis to the funeral so no one will see his Rialto.
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Puns!
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This just in -
The US Senate has just passed approval for a new regulatory agency.
Their jurisdiction will include bakeries and restaurants who serve pancakes and waffles. Specifically they will be handling Fair business practices for premade and housemade doughs and dough- like substances.
The new agency will be called the batter business bureau.
The US Senate has just passed approval for a new regulatory agency.
Their jurisdiction will include bakeries and restaurants who serve pancakes and waffles. Specifically they will be handling Fair business practices for premade and housemade doughs and dough- like substances.
The new agency will be called the batter business bureau.
I dunno. I think it might have a reverse polarity effect on his relationship with his two year old.
That's one for the books...
As far as puns go, he nabbed the beat on that one.
One time, I tripped walking through Paris.
Eiffel over.
Eiffel over.
+1. It will be his Waterloo.
What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart.
Linoleum Blownapart.
A grenade in a French kitchen? That's not (Julia) Child's play!
Thanks. I rarely get a chance to kick it up a notch.
Are you positive?
It's shocking to hear that!
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