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To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your walls.
This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.
This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.
Who foot the bill for the milk?
My friend the pistol salesman joined a percussion group
He has his own Glock n’ spiel.
He has his own Glock n’ spiel.
That has a ring to it.
My wife got a very large and costly ceiling fan. It is a huge overhead expense
I really didn't have a problem when mom got rid of that crooked chair my dad made.
I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.
I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.
Are we going to go round and round with that one?
He got T-boned by that one, for sure.
Did you hear about the guy who collapsed while climbing Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
I'm sure he'll spend eternity Everest-ing in peace up there.
He thought he could a good "peak" of the valley from the top of the mountain.
I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
It sounds like there was a big buzz about nothing...
That really bugs me when that happens.
Whew! Only that? Thank heavens! It gave some folks the hives!
