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That's a great way to summit up!
Do you order your climbing gear from Acme?
I can see our trains of thought are in synchonicity.
What did the man say to the woman he liked who had bladder problems?
Urinate out of 10
Urinate out of 10
You better mind your Ps & Qs with that one.
It’ll all be good. She’s got soul. We both like Urethra Franklin.
So, you just go with the flow.
Just like some of my movies. I like streaming!
I was going to rate this pun as a solid #2, but after careful consideration I'll give it a (liquid) #1.
Why did Shakespeare use quills to write?
Because pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B, that was his question.
Because pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B, that was his question.
This week a co-worker proposed we meet and asked for some good times.
I told her "Lots of people like 4:20, dentists make bank at 2:30, and a chiropractor will always see you when it's next week!"
I told her "Lots of people like 4:20, dentists make bank at 2:30, and a chiropractor will always see you when it's next week!"
Why do sailors find it so difficult to learn the alphabet?
Because they often get lost at "C"!
Because they often get lost at "C"!
"I" "c" what you mean but "Y" is that?
