I think this whole thread is in a headlock!
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Puns!
- Thread starter two fingers
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It’s ok if you don’t know what prefix means…
It’s not the end of the word.
It’s not the end of the word.
So it's on hold?I think this whole thread is in a headlock!
Had a date with a posture specialist..
She stood me up.
She stood me up.
Did you have a hunch about her beforehand?
I bet you bent over backwards to get a date set up with her
When I was younger I had a job as a shop window mannequin.
I held that position for a long time.
I held that position for a long time.
You're no dummy-that's for sure!
Poser!You're no dummy-that's for sure!
Yeah, she told me she went to college at Notre Dame.
Well, considering it was mimes, this all goes without saying.
You can't say that again!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I bet they left him speechless.
What did the fish say when It hit a wall?
Dam
Dam
Well, when you’re always going with the flow, it’s bound to happen.
We all got schooled on that one.
