My neighbor, Jack, speaks to the plants in his garden.
Yes, Jack and the beans talk.
Yes, Jack and the beans talk.
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Puns!
- Thread starter two fingers
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"sorry sir we can't do another tattoo. Your last check bounced"
"you're overdrawn"
"you're overdrawn"
Your fellow punsters will be needling you about this post!
I had an inkling you would post something like this.
My billy goat used to eat empty cans of adhesive..
But now he’s glue tin free.
But now he’s glue tin free.
I also heard the goat played croquet. That’ll be for sure my post would be in a sticky wicket!
I’m scared of elevators…
So I’m taking steps to avoid them.
So I’m taking steps to avoid them.
Now that's paranoia on another level!
I wish I could make a full salary just being a subject in sleeping experiments.
It's my dream job.
It's my dream job.
Now that's getting on the ground floor of therapy!
Bringing that up is certainly not going to be a Lyft to his day.
I was going to the moon on vacation and I read it gets to -280 degrees at night,
I might need a space heater.
I might need a space heater.
It's good that you appreciate the gravity of the situation!
That makes quite a post-impression!
Tell us more-we're all ears!!!
I'm so glad you weighed in with your view!It's good that you appreciate the gravity of the situation!
