This abstraction is not logical!!
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Thus spake Spock!
It's good that you appreciate the gravity of the situation!
Just when we thought we were out, he pulls us back in!
What do you call a train made out of bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
...continuing on the same track....What sound does a locomotive make?
A low commotion.
That derailed my train of thought until I remembered what Ozzy said: All aboooard.
What sound does a locomotive make?
A low commotion.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
I must-have a weekend immune system.
I must-have a weekend immune system.
I expect this pun to go viral in a matter of days.
Do you get shots on the weekends?
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
Is one of the dolls named Patty? If so, she will have a Patty melt.
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
I stabbed myself with a live wire whilst fixing a tv once, for a moment I was one with universe (at least the electricity grid)
It sounds like you were conducting yourself accordingly!
Yes! I too must pay ohm-age to his outstanding conduct!It sounds like you were conducting yourself accordingly!
