If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
I’d Pick Nick.
I’d Pick Nick.
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What is a lawyer's favorite drink?
Subpoena Colada.
Subpoena Colada.
I'll drink to that!
I dropped my toothpaste. I'm crestfallen.
My dad was a conjoined twin. His brother, the one he was closest to, was cool. He liked it when I referred to him as "my uncle on my father's side."
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"So, you'd rather eat outside then?"
"No, I'd Pick Nick."
"Right...you'd rather picnic than stay inside and watch TV."
"No...like I said, I'd Pick Nick...don't you listen?"
"I give up...who's on first?"
That joke got an icy reception.
I went to a silent auction. I got a dog whistle and two mimes.
Why did the woman marry a drawbridge?
It cantilever.
It cantilever.
Yeah, but that marriage will have its ups and downs.
At least they CYA'd their Troubled Waters so they won’t be Simon and Garfunkel'd anytime soon.
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Just you wait. Once Mrs. Robinson gets wind of this, she’ll be unstoppable.
As least it won't leave her in suspension. You can't truss that kind of bridge.
I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.
I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.
I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.
Such a cool gift!
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But I thought it was pretty Gaudí.
But I thought it was pretty Gaudí.
