You are taking us to church with these types of posts!
Enjoy the benefits of a premium membership!
Upgrade Account
-
TalkBass has been independent since 1998. Add your voice.
Create a free account to reply to discussions, view embedded media, and browse with fewer display ads.
Join free Log in
Want zero display ads or expanded classifieds tools? Compare plans.
Puns!
- Thread starter two fingers
- Start date
Thought I’d altar our course as we traverse these holy pun trails.You are taking us to church with these types of posts!
Anymore church puns that stink and you will need to sit in your own pew.
I knew you'd sermonize me on this! You know of course, this will start a church pun downpour of biblical portions!
You're preaching to the choir!You are taking us to church with these types of posts!
Ain't that the gospel truth!
Are they anything like "N" trails?
Now that certainly wasn't gouda of him to do that.
It’s insane to me that monkey bars are allowed on playgrounds.
Should we really be encouraging monkeys to drink in front of children?
Should we really be encouraging monkeys to drink in front of children?
I've decided I want to manage an all Muslim 80's cover band. The name?
Koran Koran
Koran Koran
Heel regret not having taken them himself!
That's the sole reason why you shouldn't ask someone else to run errands for you!
If she messed up like that with me, she would get a tongue-lashing for sure!
If my wife did that to me, I'm not sure if the marriage would last...
She'd become your arch enemy, for sure!
Would she get the boot?
