Puns!

[roccobass]

Cardi B went into hiding after someone called her a Russian spy.

Turns out she cagey B.

 

[roccobass]

Heel regret not having taken them himself!

That's the sole reason why you shouldn't ask someone else to run errands for you!

If she messed up like that with me, she would get a tongue-lashing for sure!

If my wife did that to me, I'm not sure if the marriage would last...

She'd become your arch enemy, for sure!

I think a good set down and discussion would do wonders to get her instep with the program.

 

[Wfrance3]

 

[shadowtippy]

The worst pub I ever went to was a place called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn.

 

[FilterFunk]

Would she get the boot?

Nah...she'd probably just sweet-talk you into taking her to Sandals for a nice vacation.

 

[FilterFunk]

 

[FilterFunk]

The worst pub I ever went to was a place called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn.

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[shadowtippy]

You hear the worst pickup lines there, too. I heard a guy say to a woman, "Cello? Is it me you're looking for?"

What if they are not looking for a bow legged woman?

 

[Atonalmodal]

 

[zontar]

How can you tell how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.