I think deep down I always knew bass wasn’t “the one” for me.
Is it because I’m frustrated that I can’t find the perfect synth sound? Humiliated over the Wagon Wheel incident? Fed up with being mansplained to?
No, nothing so dramatic as all that. Actually, this is a happy occasion. You see, I finally found my perfect instrument.
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Seriously, was this made specifically for me? Finally, something that marries my two great passions: egg shakers and apples.
I’m over the moon. Not even kidding: thiis low key my favorite thing in the world right now and I have every aspiration of incorporating into everything I do forever. It’s basically everything I ever wanted. I’ll probably continue *using* a bass here and there, but from here on out my heart belongs to apple shaker.
I’m still going to bum around here, of course. If actually being a competent bassist was a requirement for membership, I suspect we’d lose most of our more prominent posters. However, I would like to change my official designation from “bassist” to “pommeir.”
I’ve updated my avatar accordingly.
The picture is the same but the meaning has changed.
Thank you for understanding.
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