Rules: How to Tour in a Band

[440Hz]

Friend of mine roadied for a bunch of bands in the 80's. He said the rules were:

"If it is wet, drink it. If it is dry, smoke it. If it moves, **** it. If it doesn't, load it on the truck."

Haha, makes sense!

 

[steveksux]

I love the fish in a ziploc advice...

Randy

 

[M0ses]

I'll admit, I'm still a bit unclear on rule one. Can someone clarify?

 

[Korladis]

Country Dick Montana's advice was pretty good too:

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That was hilarious, thanks.

 

[xxfaux_punkxx]

I've gotta do the fishbomb. That's fricken genius

 

[nsmar4211]

I needed a laugh......thanks for the posts

 

[Robster22]

This tip from five decades of playing and much touring.......

You'll one day thank me for this ........When you first get on the bus make very sure you get the bunk next to an opening window or vent in case like me, you find yourself sleeping below someone who regularly visits the bar before bedtime and consumes several pickled eggs and four pints of Draft Guinness.