Many people do not know that the Bigfoot population has it's own hardball baseball league.
Games are held in areas inaccessible to humans.
The "wood-knocking" that is heard frequently is not Bigfoot communicating.....it is Bigfoot testing different kinds of wood for future use as baseball bats which they make themselves.........although they will occasionally foray into urban areas and steal bats (and balls) from people's garages..
The most famous Bigfoot player was "Babe Groof"....who's homerun record to this day has not been broken.....
Bigfoots love hotdogs (which they eat at the games)...........and can become addicted to the mustard and relish which causes them great abdominal suffering.
This abdominal torture is the piercing groans and howls that you hear in the forests and elsewhere......
Amelia Earhart:-----crashed into the Pacific?.....sorry...wrong again.
The whole thing was a planned disappearance. She too was a Sasquatch idolizer.
Long before D.B.Cooper, the Bigfoot pop had been organizing their baseball games, actually playing the first game in 1924.
Problem was the Sasquatch population nationwide had difficulty attending games because of remote locations.
Amelia heard about this and immediately jumped into action. She would fly them from one location to another disguised as fishing-trip rednecks in bush planes.
She, like D.B.Cooper later, decided on a life of anonymity.
Working closely with other Sasquatch enthusiasts who worked at Area51...they later developed a stealth bush plane that couldn't be seen or picked up on radar. All were sworn to secrecy.
Worked like a charm.
Now the Sasquatch could be flown to games with out fear of discovery.
Earhart died in in 1964 of natural causes......but for quite awhile there was a void to fill. Luckily Amelia had taught many Sasquatch how to fly and how to disguise themselves.
Cooper later took over as the Commissioner of baseball for Bigfoots.
Earhart's plane was actually taken apart and used for material to build their first portable commentator booth for use at the games.
D.B. Cooper:-
D.B. Cooper a criminal hijacker?........guess again..
D.B. Cooper was one of the first passionate Sasquatch enthusiasts...on a level that matched Jane Goodall's passion for chimps.
The reason Cooper jumped with the money was to secretly buy baseball uniforms for the Sasquatch league who had none at that time.
Cooper had spent years before that on trips into the bush, bonding with the Bigfoot population and knew them all on a first-name basis.
Before the hijack he'd made a commitment to spend his life in the wild with them, cutting off all contact with humanity.
Which is why he was never seen again.
Games are held in areas inaccessible to humans.
The "wood-knocking" that is heard frequently is not Bigfoot communicating.....it is Bigfoot testing different kinds of wood for future use as baseball bats which they make themselves.........although they will occasionally foray into urban areas and steal bats (and balls) from people's garages..
The most famous Bigfoot player was "Babe Groof"....who's homerun record to this day has not been broken.....
Bigfoots love hotdogs (which they eat at the games)...........and can become addicted to the mustard and relish which causes them great abdominal suffering.
This abdominal torture is the piercing groans and howls that you hear in the forests and elsewhere......
Amelia Earhart:-----crashed into the Pacific?.....sorry...wrong again.
The whole thing was a planned disappearance. She too was a Sasquatch idolizer.
Long before D.B.Cooper, the Bigfoot pop had been organizing their baseball games, actually playing the first game in 1924.
Problem was the Sasquatch population nationwide had difficulty attending games because of remote locations.
Amelia heard about this and immediately jumped into action. She would fly them from one location to another disguised as fishing-trip rednecks in bush planes.
She, like D.B.Cooper later, decided on a life of anonymity.
Working closely with other Sasquatch enthusiasts who worked at Area51...they later developed a stealth bush plane that couldn't be seen or picked up on radar. All were sworn to secrecy.
Worked like a charm.
Now the Sasquatch could be flown to games with out fear of discovery.
Earhart died in in 1964 of natural causes......but for quite awhile there was a void to fill. Luckily Amelia had taught many Sasquatch how to fly and how to disguise themselves.
Cooper later took over as the Commissioner of baseball for Bigfoots.
Earhart's plane was actually taken apart and used for material to build their first portable commentator booth for use at the games.
D.B. Cooper:-
D.B. Cooper a criminal hijacker?........guess again..
D.B. Cooper was one of the first passionate Sasquatch enthusiasts...on a level that matched Jane Goodall's passion for chimps.
The reason Cooper jumped with the money was to secretly buy baseball uniforms for the Sasquatch league who had none at that time.
Cooper had spent years before that on trips into the bush, bonding with the Bigfoot population and knew them all on a first-name basis.
Before the hijack he'd made a commitment to spend his life in the wild with them, cutting off all contact with humanity.
Which is why he was never seen again.
On the other hand, re: aliens and UFOs? I agree with Calvin, when he told Hobbes, "The surest proof of intelligent life on other planets, is that none of them have bothered to come here." 
