Seinfeld

[GregC]

It's really hard to pick just one. The magic loogie/Keith Hernandez episodes might be my favorite. The JFK parody is probably the best sitcom moment ever. That Wayne Knight was in the movie as well just made it better.

 

[JimK]

...oh, and The Puffy Shirt/George gets his dream-job as a hand model.
"I once won a contest".

 

[JimK]

"Whatley!"

 

[JFOC]

oh that reminds me, Elain's dancing. Or JFKs golf clubs. Or when george builds a napping nook under his desk. Or the group buying the air conditioner. Or buying shower heads.

or a 'not quite famous' brian cranston as the dentist
or muffin tops
and this!

 

[JimK]

It's really hard to pick just one. The magic loogie/Keith Hernandez episodes might be my favorite. The JFK parody is probably the best sitcom moment ever. That Wayne Knight was in the movie as well just made it better.

...there was also a Nixon parody.
Do you remember where?

 

[JimK]

"SERENITY NOW!"

 

[El Güero]

 

[Marial]

Okay, the outtakes are freaking hilarious, but bloopers usually are. Also... Joe Nerve! You're freaking me out with the kjung avatar! I'm so confused!

 

[Solarmist]

Has The Hot Tub been mentioned yet with the Elaine's marathon runner? I thought it was so funny how Kramer's heat pump blew the power out, and Jean Paul was late for the race no matter how careful Elaine/Jerry's planning was.

 

[PluckyThump]

The one where George finds this Frogger arcade game where his high score is still on it from years ago. He buys the machine as a keepsake but then discovers if he unplugs it his score will be lost so he goes through this huge deal to keep it powered on, then he tries to cross the street with it...

 

[neckdive]

• The bottle and can return to Michigan scheme cooked up by Kramer and Newman using the third mail truck.
• Morty working for Mr. Peterman.
• George hiring a new secretary.
• George trying to unsuccesfully to get fired from his job at the Yankees.
• The kicks and the thumbs.
• Puddy's car radio preset to all Christian channels.
• Kramer burning himself with hot coffee, then agreeing to accept free coffee for life as a settlement much to his lawyer, Jackie's chagrin.

 

[neckdive]

• Waiting for a table at the Chinese restaraunt in real time.
• Jerry visiting his parents with Elaine. She had to sleep on the sofa bed with the bar. Loaded with muscle relaxers the next day. 'Stella!!'
• 'Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony? Why would someone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country. It doesn't make sense.'
• Kramer showing up as Steven Snell on Murphy Brown
• Kramer and Newman's rickshaw business using the homeless to pull the carts. The first homeless guy immediately runs off with the rickshaw.

 

[neckdive]

• George gets a temporary gig moving cars back and forth between metered spots. Fails miserably.
• Jerry buys his dad a new Cadillac. Dad is then accused of embezzling money from the homeowners association since Jerry couldn't possibly afford the car (according to Jack Clompus)
• George sells his dad's vintage clothing at a second-hand shop. Riddled with moths so the guy has to burn the clothes. So Morty and Kramer aren't able to sell all the 'Executive' raincoats Morty has been hording for decades. 'You just have to jiggle it.'
• George gets a job with his dad selling computers in the Costanza garage. Can't keep up with Lloyd Braun.
• Master of your domain. Woman across the street from Jerry's apartment, JFK Jr., woman getting a spongebath in the bed next to George's mother in the hospital, Jerry's virgin girlfriend.

 

[Alkali Ike]

 

[nutdog]

I think it moved.

 

[neckdive]

• Kramer and his girlfriend go to see Jerry's comedy act and she heckles him. He retaliates by going to her office and heckling her at work.
• Jerry's hapless manager tells him not to freak out, but the pilot is in the audience. Jerry's act bombs. On the flight home, pilot asks Jerry to leave the airplane. They have to drive home in a rental car. She gets them lost and their car ends up in a swimming pool.
• Kramer insists that he is better getting around Manhattan and tries to convince FDNY of that. Ends up driving the back of the ladder truck on the way to a fire.
• Kramer takes over as a driver for a horse and carriage outfit. Gives the horse Beans to eat.
• Elaine working for Mr. Pitt. He somehow ends up with ink on his hands, touches his face and looks exactly like Hitler during a presentation.

 

[Solarmist]

The bottle and can return to Michigan scheme cooked up by Kramer and Newman using the third mail truck.

That one was priceless, and a 2-parter I believe.

 

[El Güero]

I'm gonna slip him a mickey.

 

[neckdive]

• Mr. Lippman has a bad cold while important Japanese businessmen are in the office for a meeting. He refuses to shake his hand, gets fired and starts 'Top of the Muffin'.
• 'It's a Junior Mint'
• Jerry does Newman's mail route for a day. Cracks the 50% reception rate. Compared to the 4 minute mile. Newman gets in trouble because they it couldn't possibly be him.
• Kramer wants to drop out and not receive mail. Gets interrogated by the Postmaster General.
• Library cop
• George Steinbrenner becomes obsessed with George's calzones and demands one every day. Kramer goes to pick one up for George but tries to pay for it with pockets full of change.

 

[JimK]

In honour of this thread, I have submitted a donation to The Human Fund for each of you guys.
Happy Festivus!