Sex with Bass

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by The Universe, Jan 29, 2009.


  1. I usually have one of my basses in my bedroom at all times. That's where my computer is, and I like to be able to record ideas quickly if I have them. Anyway...

    My question is this - have you ever noticed yourself paying closer attention to your bass than to your significant other while in bed?

    Follow up question: what's your favourite bassline to get your groove on?

    Answers:
    1. Yes
    2. Philosopher Kings "Hurts to Love You" medley from their live album
     
  2. BenWC87

    BenWC87

    Jun 10, 2004
    My question for you is, how good-looking is your bass / bad-looking is your significant other?
     
  3. IvanBassist

    IvanBassist Supporting Member

    Jun 8, 2008
    Münster, Germany
    Endorsing Artist: Mesa Boogie, Tech 21, G&L
    Well, I don't have girlfriend, but i like to stare at the flamed maple top of my spector :)

    (I'm 90% this is going to someone's sig)
     
  4. vbasscustom

    vbasscustom

    Sep 8, 2008
    yup, that flamed maple, sucks you in
     
  5. Nick Kay

    Nick Kay

    Jul 26, 2007
    Toronto, Ontario
    1. Hell no. A good lover has his/her mind in the game, not on everything else.
    2. Death From Above 1979 - Little Girl (MSTRKRFT Edition) . This song seems to make it on every "get it on" mix I've compiled in the last three years.
     
  6. mkrtu9

    mkrtu9

    Mar 2, 2006
    Tuscola
    1. um....no
    2. I prefer no music at all :)
     
  7. TrevorOfDoom

    TrevorOfDoom

    Jun 17, 2007
    Austin, TX
    1. no
    2. only the sounds of her sweet sweet moaning.


    yeah... i think it's cold shower time. :)
     
  8. J. Crawford

    J. Crawford Supporting Member

    Feb 15, 2008
    PA
    Im going to shower now too.
     
  9. To be honest the last thing on my mind is my bass guitar when we're in bed.
    That is, the last thing on my mind coupled with almost everything else, other than what's happening.
     
  10. caspa..

    caspa.. Guest

    epic shudder trevor
     
  11. Dave R

    Dave R

    Sep 21, 2007
    Boise, ID USA
    Universe, see the "You know you're obsessed with bass" thread.
     
  12. Andrew Jones

    Andrew Jones Inactive

    Feb 28, 2001
    Northampton Mass
    Side one of Band Of Gypsies Vinal

    Who Knows

    Machine Gun




    Lost my cherry with it on. To this day and every day, the absolute favorite.



    Aj
     
  13. buzzbass

    buzzbass

    Apr 23, 2003
    NJ
    No, my priorities in life are as follows:

    1) Poon
    2) who cares, I'm getting Poon !! :hyper:
     
  14. excane

    excane Inactive

    Aug 23, 2005
    New York, NY
    1) Hell yes.

    2) D--K Almighty - 2 Live Crew
     
  15. 1. No, but then my bass is in my office (spare bedroom) not my room.
    2. When I was in college, there was this really really hot goth girl that wound up hooking up with. Probably the best ever in terms of horizontal goodness, although she wound up moving to California, getting all tattooed up, and winding up as a model for one of those biker chick magazines :eek:. Anyway, she always used to like Sisters of Mercy playing in the background, so I'm gonna say "This Corrosion". It's an ok bassline, but boy does that song bring back memories :D
     
  16. G2K

    G2K Guest

    Jul 21, 2008
    Simcoe County, ON. CA.
    depends if I'm
    A sharp
    or
    B flat
     
  17. artdrtr

    artdrtr

    Jan 24, 2008
    Redondo Beach, CA
    1. No. Wait, is it a hollowbody....?

    2. its more keys, but Destitute Illusions by Jamiroquai -- you'll thank me later ;)
    2a. and here's a good bassline to bump - Alright
     
  18. me'shell or sigor ros for me thanks
     
  19. OK, don't know if I should say this but here goes.............

    I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "use" my bass in bed. She gave me a real show and that day my bass became a man!!!!!

    :):):)
     
  20. excane

    excane Inactive

    Aug 23, 2005
    New York, NY
    Awesome.
     
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