Sex with Bass

[smogg]

Your girl is George, multiplied... ?

lol. yes i f'd up the spelling on that one..........

 

[DreadyDiggs]

Only noise I need is her. And she gonna be making some noise.

I don't focus on anything but the girl, getting her to behave the way I want her to. When I'm in the zone, I don't know what 1+1 is haha.

I couldn't tell you what line I'd use. Sometime I let a movie play. But naw, couldn't tell you want line

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

This thead is officially disturbing...

 

[Kaneesel]

OK, don't know if I should say this but here goes.............

I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "use" my bass in bed. She gave me a real show and that day my bass became a man!!!!!

King bass....

 

[Thorsoundcore]

well i dont have a girlfriend,but i find my self looking over at my basses frequently while laying in my bed.i dont want to have sex with them though...

 

[Swin]

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[rcarraher]

Abolutely not!

My girlfriend sometimes reads this, what did you expect me to say?

Umm, probably Moody Blues.....

 

[RedCoatMonster]

1.) I would if she would get her damn D cups outta my face...
2.) Alice Cooper's night show on the radio...he knows how to party.

 

[VisualShock]

anything oceansize! it's epic...


Plus, if you're gonna listen to music, make it a live album. thay way you get applause every now and again!

 

[BassGirl1122]

I have it great!! My boyfriend is also a bass player....there is no getting around it! haha!

 

[ali.b.reed]

My boyfriend just got a new Gibson j185, we make great music together, but when the guitars go away, there is only one kind of music going on in the bedroom.It ROCKS

 

[Korladis]

Usually my bass isn't visible from where we are. And we don't generally put music on... the only sounds are her and the creaking of the bed.

 

[barteroo2002]

I am a bit of a bass addict, but I don't think of my bass during sex - thats a little bit too far I think!!
And as for music, I have a 'condition' that if there is some music on, I have to be listening to it with atleast one ear. So if there was some on during my more intimate times with my wonderful girlfriend, I know for a fact I'd ruin it by saying "Oh, I love this bit... That bass line harmonising with the Saxophone is just superb..."
And 'BANG!!' - Single again!

I much prefer to be in the moment, not half and half!

As for Sex 'VERSUS' A Good Jam with my Jazz buddies, now that's a whole different discussion...

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Let's just say I don't need to treat my woodgrain.

Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse. It turns chicks into butter.

 

[Memitim]

1. I've been married for 12 years. If there is anything that I haven't thought about during sex, then it doesn't exist.

2. Almost anything by Sepultura, although she's more into kiddy pop and show tunes. Don't bother asking me why we're still together after 12 years because I have no ******* clue.

 

[chrisisnotevil]

I clicked on this thread, but was sorely disappointed. Then an epic amount of awesome was unleashed. Thanks guys. I only wish i had something to add, although it does give me something to aim for in future relationships. As for questions;

1) No? Are you weird?
2) Franz Ferdinand's first album is pure filth.

 

[theunknowndude]

1. No.

2. Lateralus...the whole album. Will turn you into a tribal sex god.

Amen to Tool,... my first gf and I lost it with tool's undertow playing,... started at undertow and finished with flood,... semi appropriate,... all I can really remember is maynard singing 'eeeeuuuuupppphhhoooorrriiiiiaaaaaaa' lol

 

[Mr. Mig]

OK, don't know if I should say this but here goes.............

I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "use" my bass in bed. She gave me a real show and that day my bass became a man!!!!!

Picture of the Bass.

 

[Relic]

I've used my basses as ummm...props/tools (don't ask) on rare occasion but generally they don't exist when I'm fornifa-makatin'.