Sex with Bass

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by The Universe, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. smogg


    Mar 27, 2007
    NPR, Florida
    I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
    lol. yes i f'd up the spelling on that one..........
  2. Only noise I need is her. And she gonna be making some noise.

    I don't focus on anything but the girl, getting her to behave the way I want her to. When I'm in the zone, I don't know what 1+1 is haha.

    I couldn't tell you what line I'd use. Sometime I let a movie play. But naw, couldn't tell you want line :(
  3. This thead is officially disturbing...
  4. King bass....
  5. well i dont have a girlfriend,but i find my self looking over at my basses frequently while laying in my bed.i dont want to have sex with them though...
  6. Swin


    May 25, 2008
    Ibanez Freakazoid
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  7. rcarraher


    Dec 21, 2008
    Abolutely not!

    My girlfriend sometimes reads this, what did you expect me to say?

    Umm, probably Moody Blues.....
  8. RedCoatMonster


    Aug 14, 2007
    Thomas, OK
    1.) I would if she would get her damn D cups outta my face...
    2.) Alice Cooper's night show on the radio...he knows how to party.
  9. VisualShock


    Feb 19, 2008
    North Wales
    anything oceansize! it's epic...

    Plus, if you're gonna listen to music, make it a live album. thay way you get applause every now and again!
  10. I have it great!! My boyfriend is also a bass player....there is no getting around it! haha!
  11. ali.b.reed


    Apr 16, 2009
    My boyfriend just got a new Gibson j185, we make great music together, but when the guitars go away, there is only one kind of music going on in the bedroom.It ROCKS
  12. Korladis

    Korladis Inactive

    Usually my bass isn't visible from where we are. And we don't generally put music on... the only sounds are her and the creaking of the bed.
  13. I am a bit of a bass addict, but I don't think of my bass during sex - thats a little bit too far I think!!
    And as for music, I have a 'condition' that if there is some music on, I have to be listening to it with atleast one ear. So if there was some on during my more intimate times with my wonderful girlfriend, I know for a fact I'd ruin it by saying "Oh, I love this bit... That bass line harmonising with the Saxophone is just superb..."
    And 'BANG!!' - Single again!

    I much prefer to be in the moment, not half and half!

    As for Sex 'VERSUS' A Good Jam with my Jazz buddies, now that's a whole different discussion...
  14. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Let's just say I don't need to treat my woodgrain.

    Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse. It turns chicks into butter.
  15. Memitim


    Mar 30, 2009
    Orange City, FL
    1. I've been married for 12 years. If there is anything that I haven't thought about during sex, then it doesn't exist. ;)

    2. Almost anything by Sepultura, although she's more into kiddy pop and show tunes. Don't bother asking me why we're still together after 12 years because I have no ******* clue.
  16. I clicked on this thread, but was sorely disappointed. Then an epic amount of awesome was unleashed. Thanks guys. I only wish i had something to add, although it does give me something to aim for in future relationships. As for questions;

    1) No? Are you weird?
    2) Franz Ferdinand's first album is pure filth.
  17. Amen to Tool,... my first gf and I lost it with tool's undertow playing,... started at undertow and finished with flood,... semi appropriate,... all I can really remember is maynard singing 'eeeeuuuuupppphhhoooorrriiiiiaaaaaaa' lol :D
  18. Mr. Mig

    Mr. Mig

    Sep 7, 2008
    Picture of the Bass.
  19. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    I've used my basses as ummm...props/tools (don't ask) on rare occasion but generally they don't exist when I'm fornifa-makatin'.
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