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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by The Universe, Jan 29, 2009.
I know what you mean, same thing here, Nasty thing basses are
um.........girl on girl bass pron?????
So is that how they coat Elixirs?
Let me guess... it was a Warwick?
That upper horn looks suspicious...
Depends on the chick.
Nope. Never my bass. Maybe a picture of the girlfriend's sister, but not my bass.
Unless your partner is understanding you may want to consider getting help for what appears to be an obsession. As for music, that's a personal choice for each couple. Although I must add that if you got up and put on music during a spontaneous intimate moment, your partner may need to slap you.
BB5A, part-time musician and full-time licensed therapist.
1. No. Just.... no.
2. Whatever's playing.
However, he may just have relationship issues he is unwilling to akwnowledge or maybe he is too into the looks of the bass and not really the music he plays. If the later is correct he probably has a bunch of basses, never satisifed with the bass he has. Just some intrusive thoughts if you will
Mine has the counter sunk Dunlops.... Imagine that normal strap post... OUCH!
That's what would excite my girl the most; sadistic little kitten......
1- I'll look at anything but the clock (just humiliating)
2- Ice Ice baby. That bass line is great but you don't have to be distracted by the good song it came from.
Ziodberg, did you mean masochistic? Sadistic sort of implies that she would enjoy you feeling those strap buttons. EECH
Bye bye cervix and uteran walls.
My girfriend wears the G string and likes to play with my D and low B. I gave her an A,,,,,,,,
England Dan and John Ford Coley (Sp) is essentially panty remover!
Well there is no BASS without ASS
Thanks guys. Just when I'd become comfortable buying used instruments rather than new, I have to go and read this.
I can never buy a used bass again.
Or maybe the question should be:
How expensive is your bass and how well do you know your lover?
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