Sex with Bass

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by The Universe, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. pedroims


    Dec 19, 2007
    I know what you mean, same thing here, :hyper: Nasty thing basses are :bassist:
  2. ProfGumby


    Jan 15, 2007
    Michigan's U.P.
    um.........girl on girl bass pron?????
  3. So is that how they coat Elixirs? :D
  4. dinghy


    May 27, 2007
    Saratoga, CA
    Let me guess... it was a Warwick?


    That upper horn looks suspicious...
  5. Lmfao. +10000
  6. Depends on the chick. :D
  7. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Nope. Never my bass. Maybe a picture of the girlfriend's sister, but not my bass.
  8. BB5A


    Jan 19, 2009
    Unless your partner is understanding you may want to consider getting help for what appears to be an obsession. As for music, that's a personal choice for each couple. Although I must add that if you got up and put on music during a spontaneous intimate moment, your partner may need to slap you.

    BB5A, part-time musician and full-time licensed therapist.
  9. BioDriver

    BioDriver A Cinderella story

    Aug 29, 2008
    Austin, TX
    1. No. Just.... no.
    2. Whatever's playing.
  10. Fred19137


    Jan 23, 2009
    active musician
    However, he may just have relationship issues he is unwilling to akwnowledge or maybe he is too into the looks of the bass and not really the music he plays. If the later is correct he probably has a bunch of basses, never satisifed with the bass he has. Just some intrusive thoughts if you will
  11. Saetia


    Mar 27, 2003
    Mine has the counter sunk Dunlops.... Imagine that normal strap post... OUCH!


  12. That's what would excite my girl the most; sadistic little kitten...... :D
  13. 1- I'll look at anything but the clock (just humiliating)
    2- Ice Ice baby. That bass line is great but you don't have to be distracted by the good song it came from.

    Ziodberg, did you mean masochistic? Sadistic sort of implies that she would enjoy you feeling those strap buttons. EECH
  14. Saetia


    Mar 27, 2003
    Bye bye cervix and uteran walls.

    Ohh my

  15. wait, what?!:eek:
  16. Vakmere


    Sep 6, 2007
    My girfriend wears the G string and likes to play with my D and low B. I gave her an A,,,,,,,,;)
  17. England Dan and John Ford Coley (Sp) is essentially panty remover!
  18. makanudo


    Dec 26, 2008
    Well there is no BASS without ASS
  19. bass player 48

    bass player 48

    Nov 17, 2008
    Thanks guys. Just when I'd become comfortable buying used instruments rather than new, I have to go and read this.

    I can never buy a used bass again.
  20. Or maybe the question should be:
    How expensive is your bass and how well do you know your lover?
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