Sex with Bass

[pedroims]

OK, don't know if I should say this but here goes.............

I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "use" my bass in bed. She gave me a real show and that day my bass became a man!!!!!

I know what you mean, same thing here, Nasty thing basses are

 

[ProfGumby]

Honestly, I thought this thread was going to be about doing certain...things with your bass.


I've slept with my bass in bed before. She's right beside me now.

um.........girl on girl bass pron?????

 

[EBBassMan]

OK, don't know if I should say this but here goes.............

I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "use" my bass in bed. She gave me a real show and that day my bass became a man!!!!!

So is that how they coat Elixirs?

 

[dinghy]

I know what you mean, same thing here, Nasty thing basses are

Let me guess... it was a Warwick?

That upper horn looks suspicious...

 

[Zoidberg523]

No, my priorities in life are as follows:

1) Poon
2) who cares, I'm getting Poon !!

Lmfao. +10000

 

[Zoidberg523]

I'm trying to decide if that would benefit you or not if you ever want to sell that bass.

Depends on the chick.

 

[tplyons]

Nope. Never my bass. Maybe a picture of the girlfriend's sister, but not my bass.

 

[BB5A]

Unless your partner is understanding you may want to consider getting help for what appears to be an obsession. As for music, that's a personal choice for each couple. Although I must add that if you got up and put on music during a spontaneous intimate moment, your partner may need to slap you.

BB5A, part-time musician and full-time licensed therapist.

 

[BioDriver]

1. No. Just.... no.
2. Whatever's playing.

 

[Fred19137]

However, he may just have relationship issues he is unwilling to akwnowledge or maybe he is too into the looks of the bass and not really the music he plays. If the later is correct he probably has a bunch of basses, never satisifed with the bass he has. Just some intrusive thoughts if you will

 

[Saetia]

Let me guess... it was a Warwick?

That upper horn looks suspicious...

Mine has the counter sunk Dunlops.... Imagine that normal strap post... OUCH!

lol

-Benny

 

[Zoidberg523]

Mine has the counter sunk Dunlops.... Imagine that normal strap post... OUCH!

lol

-Benny

That's what would excite my girl the most; sadistic little kitten......

 

[lousybassplayer]

1- I'll look at anything but the clock (just humiliating)
2- Ice Ice baby. That bass line is great but you don't have to be distracted by the good song it came from.

Ziodberg, did you mean masochistic? Sadistic sort of implies that she would enjoy you feeling those strap buttons. EECH

 

[Saetia]

That's what would excite my girl the most; sadistic little kitten......

Bye bye cervix and uteran walls.

Ohh my

-Benny

 

[Muusers]

OK, don't know if I should say this but here goes.............

I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "use" my bass in bed. She gave me a real show and that day my bass became a man!!!!!

wait, what?!

 

[Vakmere]

My girfriend wears the G string and likes to play with my D and low B. I gave her an A,,,,,,,,

 

[Fishheadjoe]

England Dan and John Ford Coley (Sp) is essentially panty remover!
fishheadjoe

 

[makanudo]

Well there is no BASS without ASS

 

[bass player 48]

Thanks guys. Just when I'd become comfortable buying used instruments rather than new, I have to go and read this.

I can never buy a used bass again.

 

[professor_bills]

My question for you is, how good-looking is your bass / bad-looking is your significant other?

Or maybe the question should be:
How expensive is your bass and how well do you know your lover?