Sex with Bass

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by The Universe, Jan 29, 2009.


  1. pedroims

    pedroims

    Dec 19, 2007
    Michigan
    I know what you mean, same thing here, :hyper: Nasty thing basses are :bassist:
     
  2. ProfGumby

    ProfGumby

    Jan 15, 2007
    Michigan's U.P.
    um.........girl on girl bass pron?????
    :D
     
  3. So is that how they coat Elixirs? :D
     
  4. dinghy

    dinghy

    May 27, 2007
    Saratoga, CA
    Let me guess... it was a Warwick?

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    That upper horn looks suspicious...
     
  5. Lmfao. +10000
     
  6. Depends on the chick. :D
     
  7. tplyons

    tplyons

    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Nope. Never my bass. Maybe a picture of the girlfriend's sister, but not my bass.
     
  8. BB5A

    BB5A

    Jan 19, 2009
    Unless your partner is understanding you may want to consider getting help for what appears to be an obsession. As for music, that's a personal choice for each couple. Although I must add that if you got up and put on music during a spontaneous intimate moment, your partner may need to slap you.

    BB5A, part-time musician and full-time licensed therapist.
     
  9. BioDriver

    BioDriver A Cinderella story

    Aug 29, 2008
    Austin, TX
    1. No. Just.... no.
    2. Whatever's playing.
     
  10. Fred19137

    Fred19137

    Jan 23, 2009
    active musician
    However, he may just have relationship issues he is unwilling to akwnowledge or maybe he is too into the looks of the bass and not really the music he plays. If the later is correct he probably has a bunch of basses, never satisifed with the bass he has. Just some intrusive thoughts if you will
     
  11. Saetia

    Saetia

    Mar 27, 2003
    Wisconsin
    Mine has the counter sunk Dunlops.... Imagine that normal strap post... OUCH!

    lol

    -Benny
     
  12. That's what would excite my girl the most; sadistic little kitten...... :D
     
  13. 1- I'll look at anything but the clock (just humiliating)
    2- Ice Ice baby. That bass line is great but you don't have to be distracted by the good song it came from.

    Ziodberg, did you mean masochistic? Sadistic sort of implies that she would enjoy you feeling those strap buttons. EECH
     
  14. Saetia

    Saetia

    Mar 27, 2003
    Wisconsin
    Bye bye cervix and uteran walls.

    Ohh my

    -Benny
     
  15. wait, what?!:eek:
     
  16. Vakmere

    Vakmere

    Sep 6, 2007
    Philly
    My girfriend wears the G string and likes to play with my D and low B. I gave her an A,,,,,,,,;)
     
  17. England Dan and John Ford Coley (Sp) is essentially panty remover!
    fishheadjoe
     
  18. makanudo

    makanudo

    Dec 26, 2008
    Well there is no BASS without ASS
     
  19. bass player 48

    bass player 48

    Nov 17, 2008
    Thanks guys. Just when I'd become comfortable buying used instruments rather than new, I have to go and read this.

    I can never buy a used bass again.
     
  20. Or maybe the question should be:
    How expensive is your bass and how well do you know your lover?
     
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