Sex with Bass

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by The Universe, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. mkrtu9


    Mar 2, 2006
  2. Pics plz :eek:
  3. Matt Call

    Matt Call Supporting Member

    Aug 1, 2004
    Minneapolis, MN
    I'm trying to decide if that would benefit you or not if you ever want to sell that bass. ;)
  4. No pics, no bass sex. That's the rule.
  5. MadMan118


    Jan 10, 2008
    Vallejo, CA
    That is amazing.
  6. NKUSigEp


    Jun 6, 2006
    Bright, IN
    1. No
    2. I love jamming my own lines from the Dirty Morning Band...I get the freedom to do whatever I want and I just like the way it sounds and feels.
  7. Sell it after that???

  8. Sorry man, no pic but honestly she was hot and her career at the time was stripping. She had all the right moves!

  9. you play while going at it? Now that my friend is talent!
  10. smogg


    Mar 27, 2007
    NPR, Florida
    I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
    My girl is Drop Dead Gorgeous but... my bass has never gave me any aggravation do to (insert whatever here)...... "jet city woman" as always...YMMV.
  11. Your girl is George, multiplied... ? :eek:
  12. Honestly, I thought this thread was going to be about doing certain...things with your bass.

    I've slept with my bass in bed before. She's right beside me now.
  13. You mean a discussion for people who have a fetish for bass?

    No forum would allow such a thi-... waaiiiit a second... :bassist:
  14. mkrtu9


    Mar 2, 2006
    "She" has a name too doesn't "she"? :D
  15. That "that stuff" good for the clearcoat?
  16. chimpbass


    Jan 16, 2008
    Denver, CO
    1. No.

    2. Lateralus...the whole album. Will turn you into a tribal sex god.
  17. Saetia


    Mar 27, 2003
    Haha, ohhh my. I thought I was the only one... It took me quite awhile to figure out her intentions through some of the things she'd say towards the upper horn... let's just say weird and hot in some ways.

  18. WickedPissah


    Jan 22, 2008
    I'm partial to "Raining Blood" by Slayer. Always sets the mood for parking the beef bus in tuna town.

    I'm also reminded of the old saying "be careful of what you wish for, as it just might come true."
  20. Saetia


    Mar 27, 2003
    <butthead voice>

    Thrash tuna town.

    </butthead voice>

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