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Show Your Fake Relic Basses

I agree to an extent. I like the relic/used look. Adds some character. However, it makes me look forward to what my Jazz will look like in 40 years. I want to create my own "mojo"

Today's poly finishes aren't going to age like you see. Plus, I'm 45. I really can't wait 40 years, heh. I've had basses for 20 years that looked new other than a few surface scuffs that could be buffed out easily.
 
I just don't get the whole relic thing.
Sure I know it is a real fashion statement. Just like worn out jeans with holes in the knees.
But if you are into relics, why stop there? How about a relic car?
Or a relic girlfriend?

I agree to an extent. I like the relic/used look. Adds some character. However, it makes me look forward to what my Jazz will look like in 40 years. I want to create my own "mojo"

That's better. Was wondering when the "I don't get..." and "...play it for xx years..." crowd would show up and add nothing of value to the OP's original post. We should see some funny pictures of instruments being dragged behind a truck pics coming up soon, then some bashing, then the inevitable closed thread. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
 
I'm sorry so many people think it's okay to be rude about your bass.
OTHER POSTERS!!!!
Have some decorum, he did NOT solicit comments/feedback OR business for the individual who did this, so either say "cool", or ZIP IT!
The OP is happy with his bass and was asking other people to post pictures of their own home-relic-ed instruments.
Anyways OP: Here's mine.
It's a 76 PBass I bought in '90. When I was young and stupid (now I'm not young) I abused the front of it to give it that "war-horse" look. I'd never to that to an instrument again, but if I did, I'd look at a number of well worn instruments and learn what they look like and then, chose one and base the wear on that. Anyway - It has 40 years of actual wear (most of which is actually mine) mingling with the abuse, so I'm not sure if it's a "relic" or not.
For the record, I beat it up with two things in mind - I wasn't in wonderful shape when I got it and it was a TERRIBLE sunburst - there were actual gaps in the red where you could see un-filtered yellow through - and I figured at some point I'd get around to re-finishing it natural. And the picture makes it look faker than it really does - the "sharp edge" too the wear and the contrast in colour isn't nearly as drastic in-person.
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I agree to an extent. I like the relic/used look. Adds some character. However, it makes me look forward to what my Jazz will look like in 40 years. I want to create my own "mojo"
I'm almost 50 so I don't know if I'll have 40 years to personally relic anything (other than myself). That being the case, I have to fudge things a little. LOL!

Personally, I don't understand why the relic thing gets people so worked up. To me it's just another finish option.
 
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I'm almost 50 so I don't know if I'll have 40 years to personally relic anything (other than myself). That being the case, I have to fudge things a little. LOL!

Personally, I don't understand why the relic thing get's people so worked up. To me it's just another finish option.

They sell distressed furniture for big money, don't they?
 
Isn't the whole relic thing about wanting to LOOK like you have been playing for XXX years?

No, not necessarily. I, and many others, like the look because, well, we just do. It's no different, to me, than people preferring blue basses, or tobacco bursts. What's the difference in that and just buying an old authentic relic and playing that (besides a few thousand dollars)? If I see a guy playing a real '65, I don't think to myself, that they must have played that bass since 1965.
 
No, not necessarily. I, and many others, like the look because, well, we just do. It's no different, to me, than people preferring blue basses, or tobacco bursts. What's the difference in that and just buying an old authentic relic and playing that (besides a few thousand dollars)? If I see a guy playing a real '65, I don't think to myself, that they must have played that bass since 1965.

Yes, you are right. It is all about personal taste. There is no right or wrong, good or bad. I thought that we were all simply expressing how we feel about something. If the reason for the thread was to only hear from those who agree then that is okay too.
 
Yes, you are right. It is all about personal taste. There is no right or wrong, good or bad. I thought that we were all simply expressing how we feel about something. If the reason for the thread was to only hear from those who agree then that is okay too.
That's kind of the thing with relic threads after so many have been closed, usually better to not say anything at all if you're opposed to relic finishes. To me, it's just another finish option now, I don't want one, but I also don't mind them. Only thing that gets me is the price of a well done one, or the price of having an expensive instrument relic'd by a "pro", I'll leave it at that.
 
I see nothing wrong with offering ones opinion, as long as it is done in a respectful manner. No thread has to be strictly a "fanboy" thread over a subject.

Please note the forum rules, however, that forbid things like relic bashing.

Updated 11-24-11 : Basses Forum Rules PLEASE READ | TalkBass.com

"Since artificially aging an instrument (i.e. relicing) is, at least visually, no different than artificially coloring an instrument (i.e. painting) any posts or threads insulting such procedures are hereby banned under the "no insulting ugly instruments" rule that has been the long-standing policy here at talkbass. You're welcome to give your own personal reasons why you don't like the look of worn instruments, however they ended up in that condition, but slagging the instruments or the players who play them is going to jeopardize your posting abilities here.

Make a note of this. If you don't approve of someone else's finish choice, keep it to yourself, or if you absolutely -must- vent your opinion, tell them privately."
I, personally, have no problem with a civil discourse, but, these threads eventually break down into less than civil posts about the players (poser is a common term). It's cool that you don't care for them, and you certainly have been civil. I have just been a part of so many of these that turn bitter, quickly. :)
 
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That's kind of the thing with relic threads after so many have been closed, usually better to not say anything at all if you're opposed to relic finishes. To me, it's just another finish option now, I don't want one, but I also don't mind them. Only thing that gets me is the price of a well done one, or the price of having an expensive instrument relic'd by a "pro", I'll leave it at that.

Good advice. Thanks.
 
My 1994 Musicman Stingray that the guitar player of my band smashed his SG headstock into during a show. I wanted to fix the ding but ended up over sanding it and now this is what it looks like. Over the years it actually started to wear in nicely. So technically it's real road wear since the blemish was made 20 years ago, but I helped it along artificially
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My 1994 Musicman Stingray that the guitar player of my band smashed his SG headstock into during a show. I wanted to fix the ding but ended up over sanding it and now this is what it looks like. Over the years it actually started to wear in nicely. So technically it's real road wear since the blemish was made 20 years ago, but I helped it along artificially
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Nice!
 
My 1994 Musicman Stingray that the guitar player of my band smashed his SG headstock into during a show. I wanted to fix the ding but ended up over sanding it and now this is what it looks like. Over the years it actually started to wear in nicely. So technically it's real road wear since the blemish was made 20 years ago, but I helped it along artificially
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That's really cool. You don't see many relics outside of Fender and the Fender clones.
 
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Please note the forum rules, however, that forbid things like relic bashing.

Updated 11-24-11 : Basses Forum Rules PLEASE READ | TalkBass.com

Make a note of this. If you don't approve of someone else's finish choice, keep it to yourself, or if you absolutely -must- vent your opinion, tell them privately."

Not being able to say that you don't like something seems down right un-American. You know, that whole messy freedom of speech idea?
I really can't believe that someone would suggest that only approval and agreement are allowed here.
I had no idea that was one of the rules and really cannot be a part of something with a rule like that.
This is my last post and my last $$ transfer to support.
Good luck everyone.