Singer has bad and consistant gas!

[Fishheadjoe]

And not the G.A.S. that normally gets talked about here, I'm talking nasty, lord I need a Tic Tac gas!
We rehearse in a very small room, and he drops them like carmels at a Santa Claus parade!
Now, if it were a competition, I'd say that I could keep up with him, but as of yet, I have simply smiled and played the fart game... should I lambaste him and show my true colors or simply keep smiling...
fishheadjoe

 

[TrevorOfDoom]

buy him some Pepto.
let him know that every once and a while it's alright to let a few squeek by, but constantly?!? not cool IMO.

 

[KeithPas]

Ask this dude what kind of chow he eats to get so rottten inside. I love a good fart joke but that is just nasty.

 

[excane]

 

[Surly]

Get a girl singer.

 

[unbridled]

Spike his drink with Bean-o. Is he a nervous guy? Good rule for everyone is don't eat anything heavy later than 2 hours before the gig.

 

[bassteban]

Get together w/the rest of the band, fuel up w/beer, hard-boiled eggs & yogurt, then gang up & out-gas him.

 

[Eublet]

Just ask him to contain himself. a joke is one thing, but constantly doing that isn't funny at all to me. You're breathing in air that has actually passed over his butt hole. That's just gross.

 

[gonzilla]

If you laugh at it, he'll just feel more comfortable doing it.

 

[Disappear]

I'm sorry, Shaun.

 

[jobu3]

What the hell is the tic tac for?

You gonna stick it up his ass and hope that helps? I know it won't do any good up your nose... For one thing it will fall out and if you suck on it then it's mint or orange and doodie.

Sounds tasty.

 

[lowendgenerator]

What the hell is the tic tac for?

You gonna stick it up his ass and hope that helps? I know it won't do any good up your nose... For one thing it will fall out and if you suck on it then it's mint or orange and doodie.

Sounds tasty.

DUDE! Where's the "I just pissed myself" smiley?

 

[Justin Tuskey]

this thread has made me day. many people are scowling at me in the library.

thanks for the laughs guys

 

[KeithPas]

I was sort of wondering about that Tic Tac as well.

 

[Thor]

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=451796

The Farting on Stage Thread.

Must reading.
Read part one as well.

 

[BassBelowBass]

Thats FUNNY!!!!

 

[fleabee]

I dont think there is anything on Earth funnier than farts. I sincerely wish I was in your band.

 

[bluewine]

And not the G.A.S. that normally gets talked about here, I'm talking nasty, lord I need a Tic Tac gas!
We rehearse in a very small room, and he drops them like carmels at a Santa Claus parade!
Now, if it were a competition, I'd say that I could keep up with him, but as of yet, I have simply smiled and played the fart game... should I lambaste him and show my true colors or simply keep smiling...
fishheadjoe

I hope you guys don't have chics at your rehersals.That would be not good.

 

[Wyatt]

I was sort of wondering about that Tic Tac as well.

Have you not been in the room and someone cuts one so bad it seems as tho you can taste it in the air?

 

[mrjim123]

If I had to play behind a guy like that I would mount a fan on my bass with a 3-position speed switch labeled "* Low * Medium * I'm Dyin'.