Snowed in... in Texas

[Mr Gaston]

I'm snowed in. I've learned two songs and practiced til my fingers are sore. Now I'm bored.

Somebody start a thread about mixed drivers or how Squires are better than MIA Fenders or something.

 

[SunnBass]

What equals "snowed in" in Texas?
Half of an inch?

 

[Mr Gaston]

What equals "snowed in" in Texas?
Half of an inch?

Something like that.

 

[Humbled]

Snowed-in Texas-style is when the Cowboy boots stay in the closet in favor of waffle-tread Wolverines.

 

[Pilgrim]

"You know you're snowed in, in Texas, when...."

Ready, set, GO!

 

[Thisguy]

More like iced in. Texas is ill equiped to deal with streets and highways that are covered in a sheet of ice.

 

[Stranger Danger]

My backyard

 

[Stranger Danger]

Front

 

[T_Bone_TL]

"You know you're snowed in, in Texas, when...."

Ready, set, GO!

...You're telling the guy from up north that your ranch is SO big you can hop in your pickup and drive all day and still be on your property, and instead of saying "yep, I had a truck like that once, too" he says "You might try some tire chains, so you can get out of your own driveway."

In practice, of course, you don't want to go out even if you do have chains, because there will be eeediots out there that will hit you, and your traction will make no difference to their inability to drive.

@StrangerDanger that looks like snowmageddon for central Texas, indeed. On the plus side I guess it's water for crops, eventually. Usually they remember eventually that the road grader they actually have will plow snow, but nobody south of somewhere has a sand truck to make any traction on what's left; or sand or salt to put in one if they did.

 

[cjj]

This is how I used to shovel my driveway in Montana...

 

[Moosehead1966]

'Snowed in'...in Texas..... ha,ha Welcome to my frigid World... It's been -30 Celsius here..Don't even bother to ask for Ferenheit conversion mister!

'Northern Ontario Canada' Marc

 

[Ajapses]

"You know you're snowed in, in Texas, when...."

Ready, set, GO!

...What-A-Burger is actually closed.
...the state has to stop executing prisoners.
...the Bush's are glad they bought those houses in Massachusetts.

 

[HeavyAxe]

Well, least ya don't have to worry about them Canada geese, eh! Those buggers will getcha! And don't even get me started on moose!

 

[ChefKen]

Here is a taste of my backyard!!!

 

[Mr Gaston]

People live like that? I don't see how you do it.

 

[MrBKerth]

I'm from Chicago but I'm in Denton Texas. I'm amazed at how everything grinds to a halt here

 

[Bent77]

People live like that? I don't see how you do it.

Easy. The liquor and beer can sit outside leaving more room for food in the fridge

 

[redhed]

Man, you guys have no idea!

 

[Moosehead1966]

Man, you guys have no idea!

They really don't..Funny eh?

Marc

 

[Fxpmusic]

...What-A-Burger is actually closed.
...the state has to stop executing prisoners.
...the Bush's are glad they bought those houses in Massachusetts.

Woah woah buddy! You crossed the line.... What-A-Burger closed????? don't mess with Texas!