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So...I almost got arrested...
- Thread starter KsToaDangr
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Wow, I think you managed to fit every existing stereotype in this one post. At least your location information listed under your avatar seems to be accurate.
There are two big fails here. Who still buys porn? And for that matter who still buys magazines(except JoeNerve when he made what is now my boob bass 
)? Not to mention that there is something suspect with this kid. What kid with half a brain doesn't know that he now lives in the golden age of porn? Everything he could ever think of is on the Internet. Long gone are the days when you had to look at the National Geographic pictures of topless tribes' women in order to wax the motorcycle. Nowadays it's almost a case of how much can you athletically endure. There's something fail about a 14 kid mulling around a smut shop in order to get a glimpse. And what was the cop doing staking-out a kid mulling around the parking lot of the porno shop? There's something fishy in this thread, and I don't think it's Till's blow-up girl with the surprised 
look on her face. 
)? Not to mention that there is something suspect with this kid. What kid with half a brain doesn't know that he now lives in the golden age of porn? Everything he could ever think of is on the Internet. Long gone are the days when you had to look at the National Geographic pictures of topless tribes' women in order to wax the motorcycle. Nowadays it's almost a case of how much can you athletically endure. There's something fail about a 14 kid mulling around a smut shop in order to get a glimpse. And what was the cop doing staking-out a kid mulling around the parking lot of the porno shop? There's something fishy in this thread, and I don't think it's Till's blow-up girl with the surprised look on her face. 
Apparently, I've got a lot to catch up on since last week, so sorry in advance for the long multiquoted post
it's actually just this county, not the whole state
common misconception. most of my customers(and most of the staff) are perfectly normal people.
to quote death wish 2: "Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing is wrong?"
cash-like most of my customers
October 2007 issue of Playboy
you'd be surprised. we do roughly 2 grand in porn sales per day, and about 1500 in adult toy sales per day
...where you get pulled over for walking down a sidewalk at three in the morning because you "look suspicious" walking down the street
yeah, there are cameras out there, but he the tape wasn't clear enough to get his plate number
sadly, it's legal for kids to be in my store. county law says that for every adult item we carry, we have to have one non adult item in the store, and the adult/non adult sections have to be separated by a closed door. you only have to be 18 to go on the adult side, but there's no age limit for the non adult side
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed] used to own a dvd store a block away from the record store I used to work at, and got arrested for selling porn to an underage kid...of course, he sold it to a 12 year old.
see above
a lot of people(mostly cheapskates & older men) still want their porn in magazine form. and I buy a pack of three all male magazines to plaster all over the venue whenever a friend of mine's band(Confederate Fagg) is playing.
that particular kid lives in a section 8 housing project a few blocks away. just about no one around there has a computer
the cop wasn't staking out the kid or the parking lot. there's a training center for cops from around the state about a mile and a half away from here, so there's cops driving around this neighborhood pretty much non-stop. it's probably the main reason none of the businesses around here get robbed.
nope...he missed a couple of racial ones...and it should have been a horse and a midget going at it on the dvd player
KST, maybe it's time to think about moving to a more pornography friendly state?
it's actually just this county, not the whole state
common misconception. most of my customers(and most of the staff) are perfectly normal people.
to quote death wish 2: "Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing is wrong?"
cash-like most of my customers
so what magazine didnt the customer want? what? it's important to know!
October 2007 issue of Playboy
you'd be surprised. we do roughly 2 grand in porn sales per day, and about 1500 in adult toy sales per day
You guys are missing hte point. Since KST works in a pron store he is clearly a pervert, a deviant, and probably a criminal. The cop was just trying to do society a favor by coming up with something on this miscreant
Welcome to the bible belt.
...where you get pulled over for walking down a sidewalk at three in the morning because you "look suspicious" walking down the street
yeah, there are cameras out there, but he the tape wasn't clear enough to get his plate number
sadly, it's legal for kids to be in my store. county law says that for every adult item we carry, we have to have one non adult item in the store, and the adult/non adult sections have to be separated by a closed door. you only have to be 18 to go on the adult side, but there's no age limit for the non adult side
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed] used to own a dvd store a block away from the record store I used to work at, and got arrested for selling porn to an underage kid...of course, he sold it to a 12 year old.
see above
a lot of people(mostly cheapskates & older men) still want their porn in magazine form. and I buy a pack of three all male magazines to plaster all over the venue whenever a friend of mine's band(Confederate Fagg) is playing.
that particular kid lives in a section 8 housing project a few blocks away. just about no one around there has a computer
And what was the cop doing staking-out a kid mulling around the parking lot of the porno shop? There's something fishy in this thread, and I don't think it's Till's blow-up girl with the surprised
the cop wasn't staking out the kid or the parking lot. there's a training center for cops from around the state about a mile and a half away from here, so there's cops driving around this neighborhood pretty much non-stop. it's probably the main reason none of the businesses around here get robbed.
Wow, I think you managed to fit every existing stereotype in this one post. At least your location information listed under your avatar seems to be accurate.
nope...he missed a couple of racial ones...and it should have been a horse and a midget going at it on the dvd player
You didn't get the memo?
I'll be you're forgetting the new cover letters for the TPS reports too...
You didn't get the memo?
I'll be you're forgetting the new cover letters for the TPS reports too...
I've got a copy of the memo. Want me to email it to you?
