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So, I'm Getting Married (at some point in time TBD)

You could always tweet a pic and then claim to have been hacked...just sayin'.

Also, how non-traditional are you aiming for regarding the nuptials? Might I suggest a Greco-roman wrestling contest as a part of the ceremony, winner gets to be on bottom for the consummation?
 
You could always tweet a pic and then claim to have been hacked...just sayin'.

Also, how non-traditional are you aiming for regarding the nuptials? Might I suggest a Greco-roman wrestling contest as a part of the ceremony, winner gets to be on bottom for the consummation?

I think it's entirely classy to get married while two sexy Asian chick wrestle in a giant kiddie pool full of baked beens. That and a classical trio playing in the background will provide a lifetime of memories.
 
Duh! I just realized, if Matticus is getting married...


...he's going to need a BACHELOR PARTY!!!!


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Also, how non-traditional are you aiming for regarding the nuptials? Might I suggest a Greco-roman wrestling contest as a part of the ceremony, winner gets to be on bottom for the consummation?

Damn, you seem to know me all too well.

We're going non-traditional, but not that non-traditional.
No priest or anything religious. She's an atheist while Im agnostic. We'll probably do something on the beach or in the mountains and then have the reception at a nearby hotel. Open bar, lots of booze. Good times.
 
Since naturally we all expect to be invited, I did the math for the locals. You'll need to reserve us 420 seats.

When will the "Chicken or Fish" thread for the reception dinner be coming out?

I'm non-religious but ordained (Internet Life Church) and free other than the reception beer. I'll go press my green tux.
 
she is in her own band, she has worked at a shooting range, she is into nude outdoor photography, and she is bi-sexual.

i guess you don't need to play the lottery, huh? it seems you have already won.

nice ring, btw, simple elegance.




can't wait to see pix of the bachelor party.

interesting opportunity to possibly find a certain camcorder?
 
she is in her own band, she has worked at a shooting range, she is into nude outdoor photography, and she is bi-sexual.

i guess you don't need to play the lottery, huh? it seems you have already won.

nice ring, btw, simple elegance.




can't wait to see pix of the bachelor party.

interesting opportunity to possibly find a certain camcorder?

I do kind of feel like I won the lottery.

RE: Ring, 1/4ct. Heart Cut Diamond. Insured for life! Thats only the engagement half, though, there is another setting with two smaller round cut stones and a few smaller ones on it. She'll get that on the wedding day.

C'mon, you know the rules... NO CAMERAS AT THE BACHELOR PARTY! ANYONE CAUGHT TAKING PICS WILL STRANGELY 'DISAPPEAR' IN THE VEGAS DESERT.
 
Damn, you seem to know me all too well.

We're going non-traditional, but not that non-traditional.
No priest or anything religious. She's an atheist while Im agnostic. We'll probably do something on the beach or in the mountains and then have the reception at a nearby hotel. Open bar, lots of booze. Good times.

an open bar? I'm invited, right?
 
I do kind of feel like I won the lottery.

RE: Ring, 1/4ct. Heart Cut Diamond. Insured for life! Thats only the engagement half, though, there is another setting with two smaller round cut stones and a few smaller ones on it. She'll get that on the wedding day.

Well done, sir!!!

*Golf clap*



C'mon, you know the rules... NO CAMERAS AT THE BACHELOR PARTY! ANYONE CAUGHT TAKING PICS WILL STRANGELY 'DISAPPEAR' IN THE VEGAS DESERT.

AB-SO-LUTE-LY!!!!