I posted this in the other thread.
The modern Dad amp is any black 3lb 800w Class D microhead with a tiny 112 cabinet, because he "doesn't need all those knobs" and "doesn't know how to set a graphic eq." He boasts it is the "tone he always wanted" and "the last amp he will ever need" until a certain company comes out with a new Class D less than a year later that has a "bloomier" sound. Then, he will promptly attempt to sell the old version, seemingly suddenly completely unloved, here on Talkbass.
He always talks about how he loves that "sweet tube amp overdrive grind" yet uses the most sterile clean tone possible, turns the master all the way up to use the input gain as a volume control, and absolutely does not
touch any of those other knobs because "tone is in your hands."
He "sets everything at 12 noon" (
regardless if those settings are actually flat or not-the knobs
must be straight up and down!) and "has FOH support anyway" and absolutely won't carry
anything that doesn't fit in his gigbag, cords and pedals and amps and all. One trip, car to club, that's it!!!
He also has the most bland, invisible, boring, generic, worthless bass tone that no one will notice, hear, or care about.
That's a Dad amp.