Sometimes I Just Need a Break from TB

[Son of Wobble]

Might as well put something pertinent before all these eyeballs: My wife Janet and I are overjoyed to welcome
a baby son to this world. Born this morning at 135 AM Pacific Time. Naming the cute lad after my hero: Lenny

 

[Wisebass]

Hi Mark

Talkbass police and are quick to tell you that your post is in the wrong forum or what you typed is going to be reported

2+2 = 5!!!

Always watching!

Wise(b)ass

 

[foolforthecity]

I poop at every gig.

Unfortunately I don’t

 

[foolforthecity]

Need a break from Talkbass because you can’t stand discussions about that list of topics?

What would happen if you ever witness a child suffering from malnutrition eating garbage, or some guy killing an elephant just for fun?

I would also suggest a break, but please make sure you use the time to go out and experience the extremes of life for a while.

Lighten up, McGraw

 

[dr doofie]

I have done the unholy and used a capo on my bass.

It takes fierce courage and mettle to admit that, friend...
‘Course I have as well, all the time...

 

[DuluthDank]

But....which _______ is best for metal???

Danelectro Longhorn. Case closed.

 

[dr doofie]

That’s like using a condom when you’ve had a vasectomy

You can’t be too careful.

 

[1st Bass]

"Danelectro Longhorn. Case closed."

How would you play it without opening the case??

 

[4stringsjack]

TB is like a fertility drug for breeding gear.

I don't know why I posted that or if it's even relevant to this thread. I just felt like it.

Btw, Norsemen was a hilarious show.

 

[4stringsjack]

...and as the snowflakes melted, they were first a drip, a mere trickle. But soon they became a rushing torrent flattening all in their way as the snowflakes hastened to sea level and the lowest ground they could find so as to turn their kinetic energy back to potential.

 

[kasken]

Naming the cute lad after my hero: Lenny

You mean the bass player from Mortarbed?

 

[CryingBass]

We still talk about beer, you, and how much we like drinking your beer!

Baby loves his dead guy!

 

[foolforthecity]

Would you wear this shirt on stage?
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I suppose that’s a step up from World Cornhole Champion

 

[dr doofie]

If you REALLY care that freaking much about nut width then you're probably just a baby. With little tiny baby hands. Maybe take up 1/2 size violin, bro, k?

Oh. Wrong thread

I like wide nuts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a bass walks in with a little bitty nut
Slap it in the butt
It gets strung
Gonna wrap my thumb right around that neck
It's thin as heck

Gimme a P bass, bro. K? K.

I bet you came up with that right off the cuff, yes?
I love, “thin as ‘heck’...”

 

[kasken]

I suppose that’s a step up from World Cornhole Champion

It depends on whether you are giving or receiving the award

 

[dr doofie]

TB is like a fertility drug for breeding gear.

I don't know why I posted that or if it's even relevant to this thread. I just felt like it.

It just sounds good. Relevance? Pshaw!!

 

[dr doofie]

"Danelectro Longhorn. Case closed."

How would you play it without opening the case??

Lolololo!!!! This is why we’re here!!

 

[4sight]

Need a break from Talkbass because you can’t stand discussions about that list of topics?

What would happen if you ever witness a child suffering from malnutrition eating garbage, or some guy killing an elephant just for fun?

I would also suggest a break, but please make sure you use the time to go out and experience the extremes of life for a while.

The guy's jokingly contemplating a break from the forum and you want him to watch kids eating garbage and people poaching wildlife? Bet you're fun at parties

 

[dr doofie]

We still talk about beer, you, and how much we like drinking your beer!

That looks like one of those medieval wood cut things. With a Guinness.

 

[kasken]

Sometimes I Just Need a Break from TB

Consider this thread your break from TB; now get back to work slagging things you slacker!