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Songs that endanger your driver's license

While out driving the other day, I was aimlessly scanning the stations on the radio and happened to hit the very beginning of Hush by Deep Purple - right from the wolf howl

During the next few seconds, two things happened:

1 - I very consciously and deliberately pegged the volume control on the radio :D

2 - I unconsciously floored the throttle

As a direct result of action #2, it was only a matter of a few more seconds before I was traveling at BMT (Big Money Ticket) speed. 85 in a 55, to be exact. Even in the fairly speed-tolerant state of New Jersey, that was waaaaay too fast to be overlooked by any coppers that weren't completely engrossed in their cellphone conversation or munching an especially delectable donut. Once Blackmore had finished those first couple of tasty licks during the intro, a glance at the speedometer told me I needed to uncouple my right foot from my ears RIGHT NOW. Got on the brakes and quickly got 'er backed off to a more sedate speed, thus saving myself from (between the fines and the inevitable insurance hike) well over $1000 in hurt to my wallet plus a couple of Points on my license

Thinking it over later, it occurred to me that most people probably have one or more similarly dangerous songs lurking on their mental playlist

What's yours?
 
I used to have a Camaro whose stereo had a feature called "Speed-Controlled Volume". What that meant was that you could set it so that it would automatically crank up the volume as the speed increased. The problem was, whenever a particularly good tune came on the radio or CD, there was almost no way to keep from putting some extra foot into the accelerator! Dangerous feature!

JM