Heh. I think I just expelled some clam sauce out my nose laughing over that one....
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...what the hell was he clamping back in the Day?
I was gonna say "Maybe a Viking ship?" but yours was way better!Whatever the #@$% he wanted to
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Not the end of the world though right? Hole from neck pocket through pickup routes, hole from cavity to bridge pickup route, and problem solved?I am such a dolt.
I forgot to route for pickup wiring channels in the sapele before gluing the maple top on.
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Not the end of the world though right? Hole from neck pocket through pickup routes, hole from cavity to bridge pickup route, and problem solved?
I bought a few of the Harbor Freight clamps, actually not terrible considering how cheap they are. Good enough for light duty, but if I really want to get Medieval on some wood, it’s back to Grandpa’s rusty C clamps. I got a few with like 12” throats, what the hell was he clamping back in the Day?
Looks like it’s time to break out the Aircraft drill bit for the pup wires. Can you drill right through the neck pocket into the pup route, and just keep going to the control cavity? I just saw somebody do that on a build video. That always makes me really nervous trying to eyeball the angle from pup route to cavity, hoping you don’t come out the back! (I have, in fact, drilled out the back. A painful memory). Yeaaahhhhh..... I MEANT to do that.
Something like that.
This really pisses me off. Now I have to jump through some risky hoops to use the long drill bit, and hope that nothing goes off the rails while I do it.
Dammit.
After routing the pickup cavities, let's take one last look at the body, just in case I poke a drill bit through the top...
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The first phase of this needlessly tricky operation is to drill through the neck pocket, into the neck pickup cavity, and continue on to the bridge pickup cavity. Here's my trajectory.
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First step done - so far so good.
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Push on through and hope the exit hole is at the right level.
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That'll work.
Now the really tricky bit. Phase two involves connecting the bridge pickup cavity to the control cavity. My usual way to do this - I mean my usual way after I've forgotten to do it the preferred way, grrrrr - is to drill through the jack hole. So now I need to actually drill the jack hole. I wasn't really ready to do this just yet, but needs must. A 3/4" spade bit and a steady hand, and it's done.
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So far so good. Now to line up the angle of the bit so that it will pop out at the corner of the pickup cavity, and not right under where one of the pickup mounting screws will go (been there, done that), or way off into the other direction, or down too low, or up too high. After lining it up, we start the hole, so the drill bit gets a good start.
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It's at this point that we realize that we have a looooong way to drill blind to reach the pickup cavity from here.
Not feeling good about this.
Time to reconsider the approach.
There is actually not a lot of wood separating the pickup cavity from the other side of the electronics cavity. Maybe this would work? We can't drill from the pickup cavity itself; there's not enough room to get a shallow enough angle on the bit. We'll have to go from the electronics cavity to the pickup cavity. So we carefully line it up, mark an entry point and a trajectory with pencil, say a prayer, and hope for the best. I have to drill from the bottom, which means I won't be able to see the tip of the bit as it exits the top. So much can go wrong here, but we have no choice, do we?
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Did it work? Did I just punch through my pretty top? Did I come out too high, or too low, or too far off to one side?
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Wow. I couldn't have gotten any luckier. It came out exactly where I was aiming. That is a relief. There was every chance this could have ended in disaster, but it seems my aim is true. Whew!
Last step for the night - clean up the corners of the pickup routes with the 1/4" bit, and drop the pickups in to make sure they're snug. After a tiny bit of filing, they're good!
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Please, everybody, learn from my hasty mistake - route those channels before gluing that top on!!
Watching your careful operation there reminds me of the time I was drilling a new jack hole in the side of my brother's vintage Gretsch. I was so extra careful in the planning for it. Then in the end, I turned on the drill press, lowered the bit, and the guitar was thrown across the workshop because I had not tightened the clamps on the jig holding it in place.![]()
Love it !!!
I did a dynamite crate bass sometime around 2011-12 .... I wish I still had it .....
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Watching your careful operation there reminds me of the time I was drilling a new jack hole in the side of my brother's vintage Gretsch. I was so extra careful in the planning for it. Then in the end, I turned on the drill press, lowered the bit, and the guitar was thrown across the workshop because I had not tightened the clamps on the jig holding it in place.![]()
What happened next?My Dad was standing there when it happened and he said "not sure what your brother's gonna think about that". Nothing was broken but there were several dings and scratches. It was the first time I tested the limits of steaming out dents. You can do a lot with a little rag, a dish of water and a soldering iron.Oh my.What happened next?
When I finally showed it to him to discuss a complete refinish, he inspected it decided to just leave it as is, as part of it's war history. That was back in about 1992, so it's seen many hundreds of gigs since then, and it shows. I saw it back in December and it was impossible to tell what dents were from that accident versus roadwear. 