Haha Id love to see his face if I gave him brushes to use as a solution, I dont think he would take it well I think he vents smashing his drums like the hulk. And you could fit a unbelieve amount of stuff in some late 90's JNCOs. Those pockets never end. I remember the daughter of my dads GF at the time walking around the house with a cat in one of those pockets.
I'm pretty sure you could smuggle people in those things.