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split scrotum!?!?!? aggghhh!!!!

#45
Macaroni Tony ain't goin' out like that! WORD UP!

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#46
I remember opening my tower a few years back and a surfer was sitting in the deck half in and half out of his wetsuit. I told him he needed to get down because I was opening my tower. He agreed but said he needed a band aid first. I asked what it was for and then he proceeded to get shaky and he started to freak out.

'Ah man it's real bad', he said. He then pulled his towel back to reveal a jagged gash that stretched from his taint and all the way through his sack. It wasn't bleeding too much, but it was deep and protruding from within the wound was a prolapsed pair of connected white membranous clumps. This dude somehow went over the falls, flipped his board and slipped down the bottom of it on his @$$ and took a ride over his fins. Needless to say he went to the hospital and IIRC he lost one of them.
 
#48
MakiSupaStar said:
I remember opening my tower a few years back and a surfer was sitting in the deck half in and half out of his wetsuit. I told him he needed to get down because I was opening my tower. He agreed but said he needed a band aid first. I asked what it was for and then he proceeded to get shaky and he started to freak out.

'Ah man it's real bad', he said. He then pulled his towel back to reveal a jagged gash that stretched from his taint and all the way through his sack. It wasn't bleeding too much, but it was deep and protruding from within the wound was a prolapsed pair of connected white membranous clumps. This dude somehow went over the falls, flipped his board and slipped down the bottom of it on his @$$ and took a ride over his fins. Needless to say he went to the hospital and IIRC he lost one of them.
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Jaysus!!
 
#49
MakiSupaStar said:
I remember opening my tower a few years back and a surfer was sitting in the deck half in and half out of his wetsuit. I told him he needed to get down because I was opening my tower. He agreed but said he needed a band aid first. I asked what it was for and then he proceeded to get shaky and he started to freak out.

'Ah man it's real bad', he said. He then pulled his towel back to reveal a jagged gash that stretched from his taint and all the way through his sack. It wasn't bleeding too much, but it was deep and protruding from within the wound was a prolapsed pair of connected white membranous clumps. This dude somehow went over the falls, flipped his board and slipped down the bottom of it on his @$$ and took a ride over his fins. Needless to say he went to the hospital and IIRC he lost one of them.
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Thanks a lot, man. I was going to have lunch, but maybe not now.
 
#50
MakiSupaStar said:
I remember opening my tower a few years back and a surfer was sitting in the deck half in and half out of his wetsuit. I told him he needed to get down because I was opening my tower. He agreed but said he needed a band aid first. I asked what it was for and then he proceeded to get shaky and he started to freak out.
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So did you give him a band aid?
 
#59
wateroftyne said:
David Busst. Google him.
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It's one of these things, as you are so often leading with the foot, football (soccer) players have quite a high frequency of leg injuries, which can be pretty horrific!

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(this is a case of looking worse than it is, but still nasty!)


Some other nasty ones here:
Worst Football Injuries - Horrific - YouTube


Now, back to ball injuries!
 

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