Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread, Part 90: Maxed Out

[Squanch72]

Sweet lots of good info, thanks! I've been doing to the Yogi tea for a few years now so no worries about reverse tolerance.

Now I am jonesin' to get home and make a batch. I do have the concentrate and kava candy at work....hmm. Three of my coworkers tried the concentrate and they both ordered some so it was a hit. I prefer the root better though as the concentrate is so strong it isn't as enjoyable as a few shells of root. The kava kandy is better for a stressful day at work, just strong enough to take the edge off.

 

[Kaa]

So, this kava...it's basically a plant based antidepressant?

 

[Muddslide]

So, this kava...it's basically a plant based antidepressant?

GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

What fvck wrong you?!?!?!?!?

 

[Squanch72]

So, this kava...it's basically a plant based antidepressant?

More like Xanax anti-anxiety but so much more. The pacific islanders have been using it like alcohol for like 3000 years.

 

[The_Janitor]

More anti-anxiety than anti-depressant. Really, really similar effects to xanax, without any of the negative issues that come along with the benzo family of pharmaceuticals.

 

[eyeballkid]

Man, I miss so much of this thread since the mobile doesnt keep me posted very well..
I miss you guys.

anyway.. I just popped in to say that I think Im a Jazz Bass convert. God damn do I love my American Standard and my Deluxe. Those things just KILL IT!!
I never thought Id be a fanboy of any fender bass.. but damn.

 

[Squanch72]

So, this kava...it's basically a plant based antidepressant?

 

[Speedor]

Well, we finally finished that d*mn song! Now we can focus on new stuff, we need one or two more and we can think about recording our first demo.

 

[Blank_0101]

Cooking up kava in your kava den. Getting all your co workers on it.

Joe's breaking bad

 

[Muddslide]

Cooking up kava in your kava den. Getting all your co workers on it.

Joe's breaking bad

"I am the one who...starts to knock, but then slips into a kava coma and decides to blow it off."

 

[The_Janitor]

I AM THE... who cares?

 

[Squanch72]

Cooking up kava in your kava den. Getting all your co workers on it.

Joe's breaking bad

Wait till I turn those bitches out....

 

[Kaa]

GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

What fvck wrong you?!?!?!?!?

Well...all kinds of stuff.
What's the drawback on this kava stuff?

 

[Muddslide]

What's the drawback on this kava stuff?

Squanch doesn't know it yet, but with continued use you grow eye stalks and four extra nipples.

 

[Squanch72]

Well...all kinds of stuff.
What's the drawback on this kava stuff?

Nothing, don't mix with booze or liver heavy medications. So people get a rash from it.

 

[Kaa]

Squanch doesn't know it yet, but with continued use you grow eye stalks and four extra nipples.

Sorta like a combination of sow and Mr. Krabs?

 

[Kaa]

Nothing, don't mix with booze or liver heavy medications. So people get a rash from it.

So it could make me all chill at work, instead of the rage-filled douche I usually am?

 

[Muddslide]

So it could make me all chill at work, instead of the rage-filled douche I usually am?

Pretty sure you'd need some good, clean, strong heroin for your level of 'baggery.

 

[Muddslide]

I say all this in jest, of course.

Jest, because...I love you.

 

[The_Janitor]

Yeah, no real side effects to speak of. No dependence, no decreasing effectiveness, no hangover, no severe impairment. No legal issues.