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Story Time 2!
- Thread starter Microbass
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"let's demean women as objects of desire, rather than rounded human beings" VOL II.
Of course - as everyone knows - GOD in any pub in Britain is the landlord, or should I say Landlady in this case, as he had made the fatal mistake of entering the pub owned by...
Of course - as everyone knows - GOD in any pub in Britain is the landlord, or should I say Landlady in this case, as he had made the fatal mistake of entering the pub owned by...
....Margaret Thatcher. Now unemployed and with a lot of time on her hands, she needed something to while away the hours. Usually she just sat near the jukebox, nursing an ale and shooting lustful glances at her boy-toy.....
..but if Good Old Maggy was crossed, she turned into a raging Harpie, spitting venom at the nearest person and demeaning women was exactly the sort of thing to put her in a foul mood - which was not good for the ombudsman, because....
...because he was wearing "beer goggles" and was starting to find Good Old Maggy quite attractive...
Meanwhile Bruce, JT and Gard were attempting to...
Meanwhile Bruce, JT and Gard were attempting to...
get the devil out of there, and find a nice place to eat. They found what at first seemed to be a nice restaurant, but when the door to the kitchen swung open, they couldn't believe that they saw...
the new owners of the establishment were
LORIKEETS! www.lorikeets.com
They were changing the entire menu so that it now included 400 different kinds of seed! It was clear that the guys couldn't get something to eat here, so they went down the street to...
LORIKEETS! www.lorikeets.com
They were changing the entire menu so that it now included 400 different kinds of seed! It was clear that the guys couldn't get something to eat here, so they went down the street to...
...Thatcher's pub, where they found Barry Manilow dead drunk, while Margaret and the ombudsman...
The shop was closed! Thor was in the U.S.!
The place next door, Hannibal Barca's Port & Pork-A-Rama, a.k.a. Hanny's wine & swine shop, looked inviting, but there was no sign of split-hoofed beast, nor fermented grape anywhere - so they settled for McDonalds.
They ordered the Big Mac, and in a moment, a Scotsman well over 9 feet tall came up to them, and said...
The place next door, Hannibal Barca's Port & Pork-A-Rama, a.k.a. Hanny's wine & swine shop, looked inviting, but there was no sign of split-hoofed beast, nor fermented grape anywhere - so they settled for McDonalds.
They ordered the Big Mac, and in a moment, a Scotsman well over 9 feet tall came up to them, and said...
'NONSENSE, FOOL!, the indomitable Gard retorted, while biting into the Double Lambburger with the Stilton Cheese and special chutney. Gard belched loudly and offered, 'From the look of your LOUTISH countenance, laddy, your are obviously the seed of the loins of ....
