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Story Time 2!
- Thread starter Microbass
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But then Gard just realized what the heck he had done, and that he couldn't be at work at BC by the next day, so being broke as he was, he just send an S.O.S. into an empty scotch bottle. Two months later, the bottle arrived on a beach in southern California (how come?!?) and was picked by a young'un named Tyler Hole, who was...
...walking alone, trying to think how he could tell his family that he was really a pre-operative transexual - couldn't they have guessed from his handle?
Anyway, his appointment was next week and how was he going to explain that money wasn't for a new bass, but was going to provide him with....
Anyway, his appointment was next week and how was he going to explain that money wasn't for a new bass, but was going to provide him with....
the Robotic male companion of his dreams. Unfortunately, upon delivery of the mechanical man, a virtual 'Tik-Tok of Oz', it turned out that the manufacturer had shipped the Wrong Robot!
The one he actually received was a specialty model designed to ...
The one he actually received was a specialty model designed to ...
...provide relief for incontinence sufferers!!
But he grew so attached to "Wrong Robot" that he kept it - nothing could make him think badly of it, even when it attached its firm, iron grip to his....
But he grew so attached to "Wrong Robot" that he kept it - nothing could make him think badly of it, even when it attached its firm, iron grip to his....
... strap-on beer belly, which brought back intense and joyful memories (go figure).
Not one to get confused by all these events, though, Bruce Lindfield was starting to realize his real sentiments about Tyler's new identity...
Not one to get confused by all these events, though, Bruce Lindfield was starting to realize his real sentiments about Tyler's new identity...
...but he didn't want to hurt his feelings as he was a considerate and thoughtful soul. So he played along and tried to keep everybody happy - displaying the admirable tolerance an restraint that everybody knows him for.
But meanwhile in Michael Jackson's ranch, the ombudsman was....
But meanwhile in Michael Jackson's ranch, the ombudsman was....
...cocoanuts, which were cheating the kids out of their prizes - like free rides with Michael! The most popular being...
..this was sometimes known as "Toad in the Hole" after the famous British culinary item, not as you might think, named after...
he opened the door to what he believed to be the bedroom and was faced with a possee of uniformed ...
Possums! 
That's right, the doorway led to Northwestern Arkansas - They were now in the Ozark Mountains!
What joy! They were now free to...
That's right, the doorway led to Northwestern Arkansas - They were now in the Ozark Mountains!
What joy! They were now free to...
Revenooers were around, so you have to be extra careful not to wake'em up.
One of the oldtimers called JT passed us a flask of the white lightnin' and said " Drink this,
it'll...
One of the oldtimers called JT passed us a flask of the white lightnin' and said " Drink this,
it'll...
