Story Time 2!

[Michael Jewels]

Yo, we ain't got no Pepsi, yous guys want Coke wit dat? Boint? Whadda ya mean da crust is boint?
Dat's well done!

They finished their pizza, then headed off to...

 

[Milothicus]

Catherine Zeta-Jones' house for a night cap. unfortunately, she was already sleeping and released the hounds."stupid dogs." said...

 

[NJL]

if you want me you'll need to strip down...

 

[Michael Jewels]

My living room wall! I hate the wallpaper that's there currently. I'd like a paper in a snot-green color. I've liked this color since...

 

[Thor]

I won that big settlement at the defamation of character trial. Michael and I love green. It is the color of money. It is the color of your pathetic little faces as Mikey and I walk by and I wiggle my beautiful ...

 

[Michael Jewels]

paper and gemstone assets!

Michael gets a little jealous, but when he does, I take him to his favorite shop, and buy him a...

 

[Thor]

a hot pastrami sandwich and
a twelve pack of ribbed ...

 

[NJL]

ribs from Dick's Last Resort on the Riverwalk...

 

[Thor]

where they put a big white hat on her that said
" Harder to get into than Harvard".

Her first reaction to that was ...

 

[NJL]

spank the monkey and slap the ham which smelled like...

 

[Atshen]

...chocolate and...

 

[NJL]

well, you know when something smells like chocolate and you just know it's not chocolate..

 

[Atshen]

...well it just might be something else, y'know?

Meanwhile, Britney Spears, who was still in her underwear after an intense session of...

 

[NJL]

cucumber shaving..

 

[Atshen]

...was wondering if she should call back Madonna and invite her to her cozy home to have a crazy night of...

 

[Wrong Robot]

...palindromy.

 

[Thor]

RacecaR! shouted Madonna, hopping into hers, and hotfooted it back to her hip-hop hotties house to
fellate the ...

 

[NJL]

Originally posted by Thor
RacecaR! shouted Madonna, hopping into hers, and hotfooted it back to her hip-hop hotties house to
fellate the ...

[Director]

CUT!!!

Thor,

Your avatar is really freaky!

You may proceed...AND ACTION!!

[/Director]

 

[Wrong Robot]

...dorming nimrod.


"Red Rose's odor o'doses order" said Rev. Love Evolver

but it was too late, evian water had flooded the circuits, how naive we had been.

There was only one hope...

 

[Thor]

stick her finger into the circuit board, flip the power switch, and see if that dose of voltage would straighten the kinks out of her ...