Story Time 2!

[Michael Jewels]

aching back.

She had been rowing a small boat for hours, and just like Country music great, Roger Miller, she, in her condition was known as: the kink of the rowed.

Nothing so small as an aching back would prevent her from meeting up with...

 

[NJL]

her shrink only to find out..

 

[Thor]

he totally dug the Punk crew from TB, Punkster, Mike Punk, Wrong Punk, john punkster, Punkster Aaron, Tyler Punk, Munjipunker and Osama Been Punk.

After a trash-jazz interlewd jam session, she laid down the Firebird and exclaimed

'I've got blisters on my ... '

 

[Michael Jewels]

Finger Lakes region in upstate New York!

That's where she could recover from all this stress, and also recover her filthy old couch that she lied upon while at the therapy sessions.
She also told the truth sometimes.

She was thinking of changing therapists because...

 

[Thor]

her situation was unbecoming, and besides, she was unfulfilled and frustrated by the lack of results.

I desperation, she turned to

 

[Michael Jewels]

the West. There was always a feeling she got when she looked that way, when her spirit was crying for leaving.

And speaking of leaving, most of the leaves on the trees were down now that it was late November. This could only mean that, just around the corner was...

 

[Wrong Robot]

...a newsstand proclaiming such a surprising headline....

 

[Thor]

BLOWHARD ELECTED!

prompting

 

[Michael Jewels]

all actors to look toward the promter's box for prompt instuction on whether or not to open the bottles of BEER which had been SHAKEN up by none other than...

 

[Thor]

Al Frankenstein, who upon filling his own stein
quipped, "Shaken not Stirred!".

This of course led to the commencement of some very well known movie music and the entrance of the dazzling

 

[Milothicus]

zsa-zsa gabor. realizing she was in the wrong place, she grabbed a beer and walked off, leaving only......

 

[Atshen]

...a steaming hot pile of...

 

[Johnny BoomBoom]

....mushy peas......

 

[Atshen]

...and jellyfied beans. Then arrived none other than George Dubya Bush, with his silly idea that if the province of Québec doesn't get rid of its marijuana problems, the US army will bomb them. Then the Québecers just said to him to "f...

 

[Michael Jewels]

They forgot what they were going to say, because they had just blown a joint! And speaking of joints, their arthritis was acting up due to...

 

[Atshen]

(LMAO! Good one, Mike!)

...the fact that they had to help a friend who was stuck in a swampy part of the tundra with a semi-crappy 1979 Ford pickup which had no ball joints and the four-wheel-drive was screwed up because of their last pyjama party during which Céline Dion's cousin went up to dive in the empty swimming pool and was too drunk to notice the paperback book lying on the back porch that was talking ab00t...

 

[Thor]

how to repair ball joints with duct tape, how to silence annoying French Canadian Pop divas with duct tape, how to cover the swimming pool for the winter with duct tape, how to refinish your 1979 pickup's paint with duct tape, and 1001 other uses for duct tape.

Then they turned on the Red Green show, blew another fatty, and watched him do duct tape magic. he made a Zamboni from a ...

 

[Atshen]

...duct tape roll and...

 

[Thor]

an old John Deere riding mower. He took an old dryer, and mounted it on top, then he took the belt and extended it. He took Zsa Zsa, who is about 305 years old at this point, and turned her upside down and taped her on. The dryer belt rotated her head in a perfect arc keeping the ice on his pond as smooth as Nicole Kidman's ...

 

[Michael Jewels]

accounting practices. She would always give credit where credit was due, but when the grass was wet early in the morning, there was nothing she could dew for her clients, who were mostly...