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Story Time 2!
- Thread starter Microbass
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all you touch, and all you see is all your life will ever be! Nicole was scared and tried to BREATHE normally after her deceased uncle, who was a musician in life visited her in a dream, and told her that he had a GREAT GIG IN THE SKY. 
Nicole had lots of MONEY, but not that much...
Nicole had lots of MONEY, but not that much...
as Elron Guru had fleeced her and her ex for
skeins of moolah. Shearing up under the strain, she elocuted the following eptitaph to the zipper monster:
skeins of moolah. Shearing up under the strain, she elocuted the following eptitaph to the zipper monster:
"You told me you'd give me a picture of Prince Charles, but after your vacation photographing large sea mammals in Alaskan waters, all you gave me were prints of whales!"
BUT LO!
The populace could not take such Tom Foolery, nor could they take an aspirin tablet that was 12 inches in diameter, but they could take...
BUT LO!
The populace could not take such Tom Foolery, nor could they take an aspirin tablet that was 12 inches in diameter, but they could take...
Miss American infidel capitalist pig. Unfortunately they got of the train near a secluded Al-Qaida training camp. They would have been violently dispatched had it not occurred to them to....
that they were only dreaming!
In fact, they had been sleeping with their heads on the bar! LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL! The bartender had woken them up with his loud voice .
Just then...
A termite walked in and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"
THAT WAS IT! ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH WITH THIS STUPID DREAM SEQUENCE.
They had to leave the bar, the dream was over, but the Georgia state police were still looking for...
In fact, they had been sleeping with their heads on the bar! LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL! The bartender had woken them up with his loud voice .
Just then...
A termite walked in and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"
THAT WAS IT! ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH WITH THIS STUPID DREAM SEQUENCE.
They had to leave the bar, the dream was over, but the Georgia state police were still looking for...
Mr. Goodbar.
At least until they realized that one little candy bar wouldn't satisfy the whole command post. Then they changed their message to an all points bulletin to apprehend Krispy Kremes.
Unfortunately, as they stood at the counter drooling and trying to decide "strawberry icing or candy sprinkles" an alert screamed out across their broadcast radios....
At least until they realized that one little candy bar wouldn't satisfy the whole command post. Then they changed their message to an all points bulletin to apprehend Krispy Kremes.
Unfortunately, as they stood at the counter drooling and trying to decide "strawberry icing or candy sprinkles" an alert screamed out across their broadcast radios....
We have a APB an a 'john turner'. Monkeebass molestation charges.
'Description of the perp?'
'Ummm, ever seen Star Wars?'
'Yup'
'He looks like Chewbakka dressed in a ...
'Description of the perp?'
'Ummm, ever seen Star Wars?'
'Yup'
'He looks like Chewbakka dressed in a ...
a party on betelgeuse. The party didn't last long, since the older seals were in power at that time. fortunately, the party was resumed and everyone went clubbing when power was retaken by the wookies. They only cared about.......
where the best deli was in NY to get smoked salmon and spot celebrities. It was somewhere around 17th Street on the East side near the ...
German restaurant called Rolf's. http://www.tomkobeer.com/rolf.htm It's actually on 22nd St. & 3rd Avenue, but what's a few blocks?
Besides, you need to fill up on good beer and schnitzle if you're going to venture to...
Besides, you need to fill up on good beer and schnitzle if you're going to venture to...
the Bowery, where all the good head bangers used to play.
Most of them now have jobs on Wall Street, where they spend their days phoning customers, drinking coffee and wondering whether that good looking chick they hired on the next floor down would consider an impetuous offer to spend the weekend at Grossman's in the Catskills trying out the ...
Most of them now have jobs on Wall Street, where they spend their days phoning customers, drinking coffee and wondering whether that good looking chick they hired on the next floor down would consider an impetuous offer to spend the weekend at Grossman's in the Catskills trying out the ...
latest cheating secretary software she had just downloaded. It's a complete course outlining how a pretty young thang in her 20s can ruin the life of a middle-aged business man if, after their Catskillian tryst he still refuses to by her a new car. 
BUT LO! IT'S J-LO!
What the phase-shifter was she doing in the Catskills?
Could it possibly have been to...
BUT LO! IT'S J-LO!
What the phase-shifter was she doing in the Catskills?
Could it possibly have been to...
oven was not working properly, and suspicion was starting to focus on the middle-aged business men from the Allied Microwave Oven Association. They were an odd group alright. The noises that came from their rooms at night were unusual to say the least. T.V.s turned up full blast while tuned to cooking shows, the sound of heavy furniture being dragged back and forth across bare wooden floors, the sound of what can only be described as small caliber handguns being fired through pillows, and helicopters apparently hovering outside their windows, but always disappearing just before hotel detectives could arrive; YES, they were strange bunch indeed!
The strangest part was that they all claimed to be...
The strangest part was that they all claimed to be...
looking for the fabled Weapons of MASS Distortion
however, after looking for 6 months they have surmised that there is positive evidence that their conclusions may have been absolutely positively erroneous. Well, they were wrong possibly.
However, upon further investigation, it turns out the were not of Distortion after all, they were
Weapons of
however, after looking for 6 months they have surmised that there is positive evidence that their conclusions may have been absolutely positively erroneous. Well, they were wrong possibly.
However, upon further investigation, it turns out the were not of Distortion after all, they were
Weapons of
Mass Transit!
Yes, every bus that they had ridden on had reported two flat tires juat as the Microwave guys had reached their destination!
Were thay beginning to conspire?
Did it concern church spires?
Would they soon be in straits of dire?
or
did thay have an unquenchable desire to...
Yes, every bus that they had ridden on had reported two flat tires juat as the Microwave guys had reached their destination!
Were thay beginning to conspire?
Did it concern church spires?
Would they soon be in straits of dire?
or
did thay have an unquenchable desire to...
