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Story Time 2!
- Thread starter Microbass
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Which was quite different from his last job at the Seaside Sausage Parlor selling corn on the cob; now, he had to deal with corn on the feet!
He was fired for performing a questionable version of, "This Little Piggy Went To Market," on the feet of...
He was fired for performing a questionable version of, "This Little Piggy Went To Market," on the feet of...
Joni Mitchell.
He then went on tour with her and
during one of his performances of the
Piggly Wiggly song he ...
He then went on tour with her and
during one of his performances of the
Piggly Wiggly song he ...
A high profile radar signature.
A Joni seeking Mitchell missile was now homing in on them.
Their only hope was to...
A Joni seeking Mitchell missile was now homing in on them.
Their only hope was to...
YES INDEED! Jamming the signal just might PRESERVE their lives.
BY JOVE!
The goober-gobles had started, but by nightfall they could only expect...
that the radio control batteries were getting weak. A weird sympathetic vibration was emitting fom the radio unit, and strange voices were emitting from it. They realized they were holding a Signature Rush Limburger Vibrating model which they then used to
They were puzzled when the bell boy delivered a huge boul of PASTA to their room. They responded: "NO MON, RASTA - NOT PASTA!"
The bell boy was crushed! HOW STUPID COULD HE BE?
TELL ME, HOW STUPID COULD HE BE?...
The bell boy was crushed! HOW STUPID COULD HE BE?
TELL ME, HOW STUPID COULD HE BE?...
Actually, he was stupider than than the bell boy in the Catcher in the Rye.
So, off they went, dreds, Pasta, weed and all, off to Pencey Prep, where, in one dorm, they found a .....
So, off they went, dreds, Pasta, weed and all, off to Pencey Prep, where, in one dorm, they found a .....
student, (surprise, surprise). the student was so hungry he stole the jamaican bobsled team's pasta and ran off. So there was the team, stranded without any pasta. Not knowing what else to do, they pulled out their.....
Cell phone, gratis from Catherine Zeta~Jones, and speed-dialed up some Indian food. The restaurant they called was known as "Curry in a Hurry."
BUT LO!
The phone number had been changed recently. Instead of an Indian restaurant, they reached...
BUT LO!
The phone number had been changed recently. Instead of an Indian restaurant, they reached...
sensitively if they took their gloves off.
They settled for pizza. They were amazed to see who brought them their pizza!
They could hardly believe their eyes! It was none other than...
They settled for pizza. They were amazed to see who brought them their pizza!
They could hardly believe their eyes! It was none other than...the whole wait staff from Ollie's in NYC (manhattan) they were actully not too rude, but they kept on saying "....
