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Story Time 2!
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Rough massages from hairy people of all genders.
Chris, in the throes of final ecstasy, spun around and broke his American Standard DB over the back of has archenemy, ___
Chris, in the throes of final ecstasy, spun around and broke his American Standard DB over the back of has archenemy, ___
You might ask, but, you would receive no answer, because a work crew dug in the wrong place, and cut all the phone lines!
So, some other members of Talkbass went down to the T-Mobile store to buy a cell phone. (actually they just wanted to see Catherine Zeta-Jones!)
The best cell phone plan they could get offered...
So, some other members of Talkbass went down to the T-Mobile store to buy a cell phone. (actually they just wanted to see Catherine Zeta-Jones!)
The best cell phone plan they could get offered...
But it was a B-string, and not everyone knew how to use it tastefully. Those who did managed to place an urgent call to....
burnout probably. He is missed. 
So, the urgent call was placed to: Ibanez. All the Talkbass members wanted to thank Ibanez for making the best basses in the world.
BUT LO!
Catherine Zeta-Jones cut in on the call. She said that her favorite bass player was...
So, the urgent call was placed to: Ibanez. All the Talkbass members wanted to thank Ibanez for making the best basses in the world.
BUT LO!
Catherine Zeta-Jones cut in on the call. She said that her favorite bass player was...
Tolls along I-95 between acting jobs.
Michael Douglas was jealous of this and he took a second job which was...
Michael Douglas was jealous of this and he took a second job which was...
Insemenating farm animals, professionally of course. However, he was promptly fired, after his boss found out that he had no...
left testicle, the job was quickly replaced by tom green. But now where getting way off track, the real action was with gard, who at this very moment was pulling his...
Latest batch of taffy. Apparently Thatcher loves the stuff. Gard took some down to Maggy, but when he offered it to her, she....
...threw up all over his face. Gard, in dismay started to cry, he cried for 40 days and 40 nights, but other things happened in that time, such as...
he decided he needed to reside in COLDER water, so he took his AmaZON girl, his boxers and his toothpaste and duty free booze on a plane from Orlando to Iceland.
Then after the Icelandair tour of the beautiful wasteland, he dumped the Amazon in the Jokulsa river and covered himself naked with the red earth and shouted at the top of his lungs " Death to the Evil Trouser Snake and ...
Then after the Icelandair tour of the beautiful wasteland, he dumped the Amazon in the Jokulsa river and covered himself naked with the red earth and shouted at the top of his lungs " Death to the Evil Trouser Snake and ...
