After some thorough overthinking, procrastinating, and unproductive wheel spinning, I finally decided to start cutting wood again. What's the worst that could happen?! (#foreshadowing)
I drilled out and plugged the tremolo mounting screw holes in the body, attached the body template using a plug in the neck pocket to get it lined up, and then redrilled new bridge mounting holes. I ordered a new strat bridge from Musiclily at the same time, which is now just sitting there ready to go.
After three! frustrating attempts at producing a new integrated neck/headstock template, I finally arrived at something that I'm reasonably happy with... this is why we make templates before cutting into the work.
I will say the white primered MDF baseboard stuff from HD is nice to work with. A metal scribe makes nice precise lines through the primer that are easy to see and won't disappear on you over time. I ultimately botched this particular template attempt, but would go this route again in the future.
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Traced the template outline (yes, twice) onto some nice roasted Birdseye maple, applied my CAD sketch of the heel with spray glue, and decided to start cutting the truss rod slot. I started with a 1/8 bit to make sure I was happy with where my fence was set, and then cut the 6mm slot for the TR.
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I changed bits and started routing out the slightly wider slot for the spoke wheel end, when suddenly the bit started chattering and dropping out of the router while spinning at full speed! I realized what was happening and managed to shut it off before anything really bad happened. It looks like the little collet inside the router broke while the damn thing was running! It left a bit of a gouge and a swimming pool route in the heel, but didn't go all the way through the piece, and thankfully there were no injuries.
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I pulled out the West Systems epoxy to fill the hole, only to find my hardener can was thoroughly hardened shut. after trying and failing to get the lid off with an 18" pipe wrench, that was the last straw and I gave up for the night.
New collet on order. New epoxy on order.
Two steps forward, one step back.
The saga continues.