yeah but after you deftly jammed the pen into their jugular, would you hear them gurgle?
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"Tactical Pen"
- Thread starter syciprider
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yeah but after you deftly jammed the pen into their jugular, would you hear them gurgle?
Would there even be gurgling? Once the suit quickly depressurizes, and zero atmosphere takes effect, wouldn't one's head explode like in "Outland" [w/Sean Connery], or "Total Recall" [w/Arnold Schwarzenegger]?
sheesh! i have to explain everything!
obviously what i meant was ..
if you miniaturized yourself and smuggled yourself aboard the shuttle inside of some astronaut's helmet with the full sized tactical pen (which you would probably have to use some kind of miniaturized antigravity gun to lift because it would be too heavy in your miniaturized state) and then when he puts the helmet on, you THEN jam the tactical pen into his jugular for no real apparent reason ..
would you, in fact, hear him gurgle damnit?
run on sentence? .. check
totally outrageous hypothetical situation? .. check
thread derailment? .. almost there
obviously what i meant was ..
if you miniaturized yourself and smuggled yourself aboard the shuttle inside of some astronaut's helmet with the full sized tactical pen (which you would probably have to use some kind of miniaturized antigravity gun to lift because it would be too heavy in your miniaturized state) and then when he puts the helmet on, you THEN jam the tactical pen into his jugular for no real apparent reason ..
would you, in fact, hear him gurgle damnit?
run on sentence? .. check
totally outrageous hypothetical situation? .. check
thread derailment? .. almost there
anyways, no, your body would not expand in space and blow up. Why? I forget, but I read and watched about it before.
Alternative Post: anyways, no, your body would not expand in space and blow up. Why? I forget, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Alternative Post: anyways, no, your body would not expand in space and blow up. Why? I forget, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
You can get them in ninja black... and pink.
Sheesh ML, that's because it was designed to be used against zombies in the coming undead apocalypse.Ugh. Guys, the pen isn't long enough to puncture a suit and give a lethal stab wound.
You can get them in ninja black... and pink.
Ugh. Guys, the pen isn't long enough to puncture a suit and give a lethal stab wound.
technically, since the air would be sucked out and he would die anyways, i would call it a lethal stab...
We humans are designed by Mother nature to live under the pressure of our atmosphere. Take that pressure away, and ..
===BOOM!!!=== . . . . you splode........ or at least get a puffy, swollen face and hair like Amy Winehouse
===BOOM!!!=== . . . . you splode........ or at least get a puffy, swollen face and hair like Amy Winehouse
We humans are designed by Mother nature to live under the pressure of our atmosphere. Take that pressure away, and ..
===BOOM!!!=== . . . . you splode........ or at least get a puffy, swollen face and hair like Amy Winehouse
I think she has a tumor.
wow! she just gets better and better looking the more junk she does .. HOT!!
or maybe not
If by "hot" you mean "nauseating", then I would wholeheartedly agree.
actually i meant both .. 'hot' as in nauseatingly, gouge-your-eyeballs-out-with-a-tactical-pen hot!
You could kill the bad guy and fill out the police complaint with the same tool!
Actually, it does look like a cool pen.
I like cool pens.
Actually, it does look like a cool pen.
I like cool pens.
"It's not a tumour"
i posted my post, knowing somebody would respond with this. Thank you for the laugh.
Yeah, But if you step on a Claymore that 20$ pen will be toast.
However, at that point the only ones who would care would be your heirs - and they wouldn't care about the pen.
I'll stick with my good old Cross pens.
