"Tactical Pen"

[bassrique]

I would buy a nice figured wood pen for 85 bucks.

Meh. I bet that would splinter if stuck in a space suit.

Let's stop beating around the bush shall we?

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[santucci218]

that thing could pierce the skin of a rhino

 

[Tsal]

I would buy a nice figured wood pen for 85 bucks.

What kind of pens you can buy with 85 bucks, anyways? I've always used those cheap advertisement pens. Maybe I need to upgrade!

 

[Baryonyx]

You should have just bought a pencil...

You'll be kicking yourself when you lose it at the office on your 9-5...!

 

[Tsal]

You should have just bought a pencil...
You'll be kicking yourself when you lose it at the office on your 9-5...!

Not only you'll be kicking yourself over losing an $85 pen, now you also have to worry about somebody potentially stabbing you with the said pen

 

[Baryonyx]

Not only you'll be kicking yourself over losing an $85 pen, now you also have to worry about somebody potentially stabbing you with the said pen

Not only that, but if you ever have it and get stopped and searched by the police, you better hope they don't charge you for possessing an offensive weapon.

 

[santucci218]

Nice wood pen...$16.50

 

[L-A]

So if I'm good at throwing pointy stuff, is it better to buy one of these pens, or 85 bics?

 

[Tsal]

So if I'm good at throwing pointy stuff, is it better to buy one of these pens, or 85 bics?

I'd buy a couple of those steel torpedo throwing blades, which make much better throwers, and a bunch of Bics with the rest of the cash.

 

[machine gewehr]

So if I'm good at throwing pointy stuff, is it better to buy one of these pens, or 85 bics?

At least one of the bics would find an eye.

 

[Grizzly700]

You guys have it all wrong, that isn't a tactical pen. It is clearly TACTICOOL!

 

[syciprider]

Not only that, but if you ever have it and get stopped and searched by the police, you better hope they don't charge you for possessing an offensive weapon.

I'm okay as long as I stay on this side of the pond.

 

[syciprider]

Meh. I bet that would splinter if stuck in a space suit.

Let's stop beating around the bush shall we?

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Bonus: Break off the blade after you put in their neck!

These can actually get you in a lot of trouble in some locales because they are knives disguised as everyday things.

 

[Baryonyx]

I'm okay as long as I stay on this side of the pond.

Do they let you carry offensive weapons in the US?

 

[Pacman]

Do they let you carry offensive weapons in the US?

Yes, but that's not an offesive weapon. It's a pen.

 

[Baryonyx]

Yes, but that's not an offesive weapon. It's a pen.

But it can be used as an offensive weapon, certainly because of it's design in it's unmodified state?

Due to the laws relating to carrying offensive weapons in the UK, you're much better just learning a martial art...!

 

[vene-nemesis]

Yes, but that's not an offesive weapon. It's a pen.

85$ is quite offensive.

 

[Pacman]

But it can be used as an offensive weapon, certainly because of it's design in it's unmodified state?

Due to the laws relating to carrying offensive weapons in the UK, you're much better just learning a martial art...!

Sucks for you. I look around my house at the simple, everyday things that I could use as an offensive weapon and I'm glad I'm a US citizen.

 

[bassrique]

I'll never live in a State or country with strict/restrictive wep laws.

 

[Toasted]

I look around my house at the simple, everyday things that I could use as an offensive weapon and I'm glad I'm a US citizen.

Likewise!